[to Flynn] You look like a big, red wobble on wheels!
S16 E1Race to the Rescue
S16 E2Ol' Wheezy Wobbles
Two busy boilers are always better than one.
What did he...?
...Say?
Search me.
S16 E3Express Coming Through
But Sir, I am Gordon and I pull the express.
I know who you are, Gordon.
S16 E4Percy and the Monster of Brendam
Who's calling me a monster?
S16 E5Ho Ho Snowman
Oh, me. Oh, my. A giggling, jiggling snowman! This is the stranger than ever.
S16 E6Flash Bang Wallop!
I hope the photographer will take some photographs of me delivering the mail!
I'll be photographed because I am the brightest red engine on the island!
And I will be photographed because I am the #1 tank engine!
No, Thomas. I will be photographed more than you because I am Gordon! I'm fastest and best and pull the express!
S16 E7Thomas and the Rubbish Train (UK) / Thomas and the Garbage Train (US)
Pulling those trucks/cars will make him a stinky engine, not a Really Useful one. Phooey, You’re a stinky engine already. [chuckles]
Phewey! You're the stinkiest steamie I've ever smelled!
I may be stinky, but I'm being really useful! Bye Diesel!
Diesel [in the UK version only]: Huh! Useful!
S16 E8Thomas Toots the Crows
[laughing] Chasing crows!
S16 E9Bust My Buffers!
An engine's not an engine without a buffer. Them's the rules of the railway!
S16 E10Percy and the Calliope
Percy, what is making that music?
It's the calliope, Sir. We were told to take it to the Smelter's Yard, but I got it to work!
Well done, Percy! I am very proud of you! You have saved an important piece of Sodor's history.
S16 E11Thomas and the Sounds of Sodor
So, my noisy friends are the sounds of Sodor!
S16 E12Salty's Surprise
That's a good story.
ARGH! That's right. Ha! I likes a good story, me! Ha, ha, ha, ha, har!
S16 E13Sodor Surprise Day
[to Thomas] A little engine's "toot toot" isn't going to bother a big engine like me.
Thomas, your silly tricks didn’t surprise me, or make me laugh, and you have spoiled my special, I told you that Sodor Surprise Day was silly, now I don’t like it at all.
Then The Fat Controller arrived. He was stern.
Thomas, you have caused confusion and delay, there are no more fireworks for the party, and you have not picked up the bunting. If we don’t have any decorations or any entertainment, we will have to cancel the party.
Thomas felt terrible.
I’m sorry, sir.
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