Ben quotes from Thomas & Friends

[examine oil left at the scene of the crime] That's diesel.

It's a what'll?

A diseasel, I think. There's a notice about them in our shed.

"Coughs and sneezles spread diseasels."

You had a cough in your smokebox yesterday. It's your fault that the Diseasel came.

It isn't!

It is!

Stop arguing, you 2. Let's go and rescue our trucks.

Bill and Ben were horrified!

But the Diseasel will magic us away like the trucks!

He won't magic us. We'll more likely magic him!

[looks up at Bill] Do you mind?

Yes. I do. I want my trucks, please.

These are mine. Go away!

Bill pretended to be frightened.

You're a big bully! You'll be sorry!

He ran back and hid behind the trucks on the other side. Ben now came forward.

Truck-stealer!

He ran away too. Bill took his place.

What's that?

SHH! It's Gordon.

It looks like Gordon, but it can't be. Gordon never comes on the branch lines. He thinks them vulgar.

Gordon pretended he hadn't heard them.

If it isn't Gordon, it's just a pile of old iron.

Which we'd better take to the scrap yard.

No, Bill. This lot's useless for scrap. We'll take it to the harbor and dump it in the sea.

Gordon was alarmed.

I am Gordon! STOP! STOP!

I was here first!

But you're in my way! You'll have to back up again.

I won't!

You will!

I won't!

The Fat Director came to stop the noise.

If you don't behave, I shall not allow you here again.

[as the twins show up] You must behave here. You're on the Main Line now.

Actually, Gordon, when we saw you, we thought this was the scrap yard.

Gordon was cross.

Just make sure that my coaches are ready for my evening train!

That's my line of trucks.

It's not. It's mine. Yours is over there.

It's mine.

It's not.

It's mine!

It's not!

Stop quarreling you two, or the only thing you'll have left to share is...

...trouble!

Silly!

Silly yourself!

Bill and Ben, behave yourselves! It's clear to me that we need another diesel to help out. There is only one available. He's new and keen to make an impression.

If I were you, I'd get back to work right away.

[about Derek] Hey, you two. This new diesel's got a toothache. Good luck!

Why does Percy wanna wish us good luck?

Because he knows we'll need it. A diesel with a toothache must be the worst diesel of all.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

No, we don't. No, we don't. No, we don't, don't, don't!

I'm going to get new buffers!

[envious of his twin] Well, I should get new buffers too. We're twins, we do everything together.

But you don't need new buffers.

You're only getting new buffers because you're clumsy!

No, I'm not!

Yes, you are!

No, I'm not!

Yes, you are!

Will you two stop being grouchy?! Now come on, Bill. We've got work to do.

Bust my buffers!

I think you have.

Wait for the "all clear" signal. Do it right.

There he goes again! [mocks Fergus] "Do it right", from morning till night!

Keep your funnel out of our quarry!

[showing off his new trucks] I've got new trucks too!

They're ever nicer than James'!

Your trucks may be nice and new now, but you'll never keep your trucks as clean as mine!

Yes, I will. I'll have the cleanest trucks on the island.

[sees Ben looking unhappy] What's the matter?

I was enjoying myself until I met Diesel. He told me a monster lives in this tunnel. Now I'm too scared to go through.

I'm sure Diesel can't be right about the monster. Why don't I go into the tunnel first? Then you can follow me.

Bill, why don't you try and pull Ben back to safety?

I tried that, Percy, but Ben is too heavy.

I'm not heavy!

Yes, you are! You weigh tones!

Oh, dear. What's happened here, sir?

Oh, no. Has Connor broken down, sir?

There are two of you! You played a trick on me. You aren't really faster than I am!