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In 15 of the 781 quotes from Thomas & Friends
Most scenes with: Ben (14), Narrator (4), Percy (2)
Scenes with Bill 15
DDrivers
[examine oil left at the scene of the crime] That's diesel.
A diseasel, I think. There's a notice about them in our shed.
BBill
"Coughs and sneezles spread diseasels."
You had a cough in your smokebox yesterday. It's your fault that the Diseasel came.
DDrivers
Stop arguing, you 2. Let's go and rescue our trucks.
Bill and Ben were horrified!
BBBill and Ben
But the Diseasel will magic us away like the trucks!
DDrivers
He won't magic us. We'll more likely magic him!
[looks up at Bill] Do you mind?
BBill
Yes. I do. I want my trucks, please.
Bill pretended to be frightened.
BBill
You're a big bully! You'll be sorry!
He ran back and hid behind the trucks on the other side. Ben now came forward.
He ran away too. Bill took his place.
BBill
It looks like Gordon, but it can't be. Gordon never comes on the branch lines. He thinks them vulgar.
Gordon pretended he hadn't heard them.
If it isn't Gordon, it's just a pile of old iron.
BBill
Which we'd better take to the scrap yard.
No, Bill. This lot's useless for scrap. We'll take it to the harbor and dump it in the sea.
[the twins bump into each other]
But you're in my way! You'll have to back up again.
The Fat Director came to stop the noise.
If you don't behave, I shall not allow you here again.
[the twins hear a rumbling sound]
BBill
That's a strange noise. I've never heard a noise like that before.
DDriver
I have. It sounds like a rock slide to me!
BBill
That's my line of trucks.
It's not. It's mine. Yours is over there.
[BoCo shows up]
Stop quarreling you two, or the only thing you'll have left to share is...
[Bill and Ben race towards the trucks but collide into each other and derail at the points]
Bill and Ben, behave yourselves! It's clear to me that we need another diesel to help out. There is only one available. He's new and keen to make an impression.
If I were you, I'd get back to work right away.
[about Derek] Hey, you two. This new diesel's got a toothache. Good luck!
BBill
Why does Percy wanna wish us good luck?
Because he knows we'll need it. A diesel with a toothache must be the worst diesel of all.
[Bill and Ben try sorting the trucks]
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
BBBill and Ben
No, we don't. No, we don't. No, we don't, don't, don't!
I'm going to get new buffers!
BBill
[envious of his twin] Well, I should get new buffers too. We're twins, we do everything together.
But you don't need new buffers.
BBill
You're only getting new buffers because you're clumsy!
Will you two stop being grouchy?! Now come on, Bill. We've got work to do.
[Ben, with his new buffers, finds Bill stuck in the pit with busted buffers]
Wait for the "all clear" signal. Do it right.
BBill
There he goes again! [mocks Fergus] "Do it right", from morning till night!
Keep your funnel out of our quarry!
[showing off his new trucks] I've got new trucks too!
BBBill and Ben
They're ever nicer than James'!
Your trucks may be nice and new now, but you'll never keep your trucks as clean as mine!
Yes, I will. I'll have the cleanest trucks on the island.
Bill, why don't you try and pull Ben back to safety?
BBill
I tried that, Percy, but Ben is too heavy.
BBill
Yes, you are! You weigh tones!
BBill
Oh, dear. What's happened here, sir?
Oh, no. Has Connor broken down, sir?
CConnor
There are two of you! You played a trick on me. You aren't really faster than I am!
BBill
Phwoar! It's a bit pongy!
BBill
Did you just call me pongy?
Yes, I did. You're pongy!
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