Narrator, Mike and others in “Tit for Tat”

By the time Rex and Mike came back, Bert was looking as shiny and clean as he had been in the morning.

Oh, we heard you had a little argument with some very rude visitors, Bert.

We heard you were covered in mud.

I was, but they cleaned me up again. They're actually very nice. They're even gonna write about me in a book and show me off in moving pictures, on the television too.

[laughs] Don't be silly, that's never gonna happen.

[laughs] He must be having you on. [chuckles]

But it did happen, didn't it?