S20 E3Henry Gets the Express
Hello, there, Gordon. Is your day going well?
[scoffs] As well as any day hauling coal and stone can be.
[his trucks laugh]
And I'll have none of your nonsense, thank you very much!
TTruck
We'll give him nonsense.
[as Gordon pulls out, the trucks let their brakes slip on]
Not so useful! Not so strong!
TTruck
We'll give you quiet!
[the trucks let their brakes slip back off, causing Gordon to slam into the buffers; Gordon is furious]
Uncouple me at once! I'm going back to my SHED!!
[to Skarloey] I only asked how his day was going.
S20 E18Tit for Tat
By the time Rex and Mike came back, Bert was looking as shiny and clean as he had been in the morning.
MMike
Oh, we heard you had a little argument with some very rude visitors, Bert.
We heard you were covered in mud.
I was, but they cleaned me up again. They're actually very nice. They're even gonna write about me in a book and show me off in moving pictures, on the television too.
MMike
[laughs] Don't be silly, that's never gonna happen.
[laughs] He must be having you on. [chuckles]
But it did happen, didn't it?
[Bert winks]
S20 E19Mike's Whistle
MMike
If engines can't whistle properly, they shouldn't try.
MMike
I was talking about Duck! Unlike him, I've an excellent whistle.
[laughs] If I had a whistle like yours, Mike…
MMike
What?! Whistles are important, Rex! Engines without whistles aren't proper engines at all.
WWillie
Oh, crumbs! That's torn it! [hears and sees Rex; gasps] It's Rex.
[happily to himself] I said it was easy, I said it was easy!
WWillie
Rex, watch out! Slow down!
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