(as she and Truman are being lowered toward a lava pit) I can't believe you asked Glowface to pull your finger.
It was a finger grenade! I thought he'd fall for it!
You must think I'm an idiot!
Yes!
Well, (grunts) dum-dum fart!
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(while on the phone with Tuesday) What is that noise? You're not fighting evil, are you?
No, no, it's just a huge party. (turns to Glowface and Lorenzo) Right, everyone?
Um... get down, peoples!
Woohoo! Par-tay!
Who said that?
That was Glow... Glo... Gloria! My friend, at the party I'm having!
Oh, so you're okay, then?
Sure, sure. Just having a party, breaking stuff, making a mess.
Woo! Spring break!
Boogie!
Oh, I'm sorry we couldn't make it. Your father and I would've done the Funky Chicken.
Bye! (hangs up her cellphone, and she and Truman sigh with relief) That was a close one. (to Glowface and Lorenzo) Okay, go ahead.
(raising his hands) Raise the roof! Raise the roof!
Hello? Diabolical? (the two villains stop dancing)
Oh, right. (laughs evilly as Lorenzo resumes turning the crank to lower the kids toward the lava)
(as she and Truman are flying in the X-Jet from the bad guys) This is all my fault. I never should've stopped to check my makeup.
Well, I shouldn't have stopped to give Lorenzo that wedgie.
You okay after that wedgie?
I'd rather not talk about it, sir.
What did we just eat?
(looking at menu) Les yeux de cochon frit.
And what's that?
WWaiter
Fried pig's eyeballs.
(gagging)
Fun.
(as she and Truman watch their parents fight the bad guys) They look so peaceful.
Yeah, just like little angels.
Alright Home Base, we're gonna need a tennis field.
No. I believe it's a tennis court sir.
Tennis field, now!
(singing to the tune of "Frere Jacques", while tennis balls explode in the background) I am cooking, I am cooking. Look at me, look at me. (gets hit by an exploding tennis ball) I'M A BETTER TEACHER, I'M A BETTER TEACHER than my wife, than my wife.
Looks like there will be no problem solving this no problems problem!
XTMrs. X, Tuesday, and Truman
Huh?
Exactly.
(to Mr. X) Dad, if you want to tan, you're gonna have to take off your suit.
Ah, that's just what the sun's expecting me to do.
(when the family meets the counselor) What's my problem?!
(choosing a persona for herself) Ooh, I call "destructive, rebellious bad kid"!
(whining) Aw, I wanted that one!
(practicing his speech) Foolish X's! My new doomsday device will obidlerate you all!... I said, "obidlerate", didn't I?
I'm afraid so, sir.
Obliterate. Obliterate. Man, that's a hard word.
Perhaps you could say "destroy" instead?
Are you kidding? That throws off the whole rhythm! (scoffs) Amateur. Ooh, what's taking the X's so long?! Okay. One more time. Foolish X's! My new doomsday device will olibderate-- (screams in frustration)
(sympathetically) I feel for you, sir.
(on the X's being too busy arguing to listen to Glowface) Sir, I believe they're having family issues.
(seeing the nouveau riche X's on TV) A billion dollars?! After all the trouble I go to to conquer and enslave the Earth, they get the fame? That is so unfair!
Sir, they're not famous. They're rich.
Fathead! Of course they're famous! They're on TV! Wow, the camera really does add 20 pounds.
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