Ooh, the Y's! Lorenzo, how's my hair?
You have none, sir.
Then fetch me some!
A character in The X's
Lorenzo Suave
The X's · 123 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The X's: in 35 of its 123 quotes
Most scenes with: Glowface (26), Tuesday X (3), Mr. X (3)
Ooh, the Y's! Lorenzo, how's my hair?
You have none, sir.
Then fetch me some!
(with his voice scrambler on, sounding like a young boy, as he and Lorenzo unzip their disguises) My plan worked perfectly! (jumps off his stilts and turns off his voice scrambler, then clears his throat) Worked perfectly!
(with his own voice scrambler on, sounding like a girl) Uh-huh. But, sir, couldn't we have--
Turn that off!
(notices Glowface squirming and whimpering) Sir, is something wrong?
Yes! I'm finally about to see the X's destroyed and I have to pee-pee!
Then I suggest you hurry up and go.
But I might miss it!
Sir, satellite reconnaissance shows that the X's are at this facility. It is believed to be a new SUPERIOR training camp called...
Camp Katonka?! I... I went there when I was a kid. It was miserable. Mis-er-a-ble! And do you know why?
Because you don't know how to enjoy yourself?
(having just arrived at Camp Katonka in a tank) Greetings, fellow Katonkians! (starts laughing evilly until he sees no one in front of him) Hello? (Tuesday clears her throat and he looks up, seeing that she and her parents are waving at him from inside a cage hanging from a crane, then he writes in a notepad) Capture the X's: done.
Excellent work, sir.
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