Fox Mulder quotes from The X-Files

Mulder

Take your best shot, Scully, but I think there's more going on here than Luke Skywalker and his lightsaber.

Mulder

(a decaying body just fell out of the ceiling) You think the fall killed him?

Mulder

Level Four. That means I get to dine at the Officer's Club?

Mulder

I was depending on Scully to tell her story, to weave her tale, to make them believe the lie.

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[Looking around at room covered in painted kanji symbols.] I'm gonna take a wild stab here and guess this is a clue.

Mulder

(about man who died after swallowing 12 pounds of mud; smiling) Is it possible that he took the term "mud pie" literally?

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(as he climbs a tree) Hey, Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?

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(looking at the tourist's ugly shirt, sarcastically) Nice threads!

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(to the sheriff) You can stay behind here with Agent Scully and keep an eye on things where I go check something out. (whispers to Scully, with a bad southern accent) Don't say I never did nothin' for ye!

Mulder

Before the exploration of space, of the moon and the planets, man held that the heavens were the home and province of powerful gods, who controlled not just the vast firmament but the earthly fate of man himself, and that the pantheon of powerful warring deities was the cause and reason for the human condition, for the past and future, and for which great monuments would be created, on earth as in heaven. But in time man replaced these gods with new gods and new religions that provided no more certain or greater answers than those worshipped by his Greek or Roman or Egyptian ancestors. And while we've chosen now our monolithic and benevolent gods and found our certainties in science, believers all, we wait for a sign, a revelation. Our eyes turn skyward, ready to accept the truly incredible, to find our destiny written in the stars. But how do we best look to see? With new eyes or old?

Mulder

[Speaking to Father Gregory who is praying inside an interrogation room] What are you asking for, Father? Mercy or forgiveness? You know... they say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you it's schizophrenia. What is your God telling you, Father?

Mulder

[leaving the room to go under cover] If you don't hear from me by midnight... (pauses) feed my fish.

Mulder

On behalf of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I've got to inform you that we're almost out of gas.

[Looks into "his" closet, filled with black suits and white shirts.] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Johnny Cash.

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(looking at hairs from a blonde wig) Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.