Ellie quotes from The West Wing

Bartlet

I hear you're thinking about ophthalmology.

Ellie

Oncology.

Bartlet

Why would you want to study people's feet?

Ellie

That's podiatry.

Bartlet

That's children's medicine.

Ellie

Pediatrics.

Bartlet

I thought it was obstetrics.

Ellie

That's pregnant women.

Bartlet

And what's the study of feet?

Ellie

Dad, you're not going to make me laugh.

Bartlet

The only thing you ever had to do to make me happy was come home at the end of the day.

Ellie

Look, we realize there's a lot that goes along with having a wedding at the White House, but anything we could do to keep the numbers under control...?

Will

Sure.

Ellie

I know my father needs to invite a lot of people but I'm not crazy about the spotlight and Vic's a little agoraphobic.

It's not a phobia.

Ellie

I was exaggerating.

It's the occasional shortness of breath.

Ellie

It's really nothing!

...sometimes I pass out.

Will

[going over the guest list] Andrew Edward... what's he doing in the H's? Oh, right! His Royal Highness, Duke of York.

Ellie

Do you want to get some air?

Will

Hey, at least he's not bringing the Queen. [pauses and checks the list] Oh, maybe he is bringing the Queen...