I hear you're thinking about ophthalmology.
Oncology.
Why would you want to study people's feet?
That's podiatry.
That's children's medicine.
Pediatrics.
I thought it was obstetrics.
That's pregnant women.
And what's the study of feet?
Dad, you're not going to make me laugh.
The only thing you ever had to do to make me happy was come home at the end of the day.
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