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Mrs. Landingham

The West Wing · 913 quotes

In 17 of the 913 quotes from The West Wing
Most scenes with: Josiah Bartlet (8), Charlie Young (4)

Scenes with Mrs. Landingham 17

[Bartlet stands alone in the Oval Office, in the middle of a raging storm. The back door suddenly flies open]

God damn it...Mrs. Landingham!

[Mrs. Landingham suddenly walks through the main door of the Oval Office]

LMrs. Landingham

I really wish you wouldn't shout, Mr. President.

[Bartlet stares at her for a few seconds]

The door keeps blowing open.

LMrs. Landingham

You could have used the intercom to call me, you know.

I know, but I didn't want to-

LMrs. Landingham

You didn't want to, or you didn't know how?

It's not that I don't know how. It's just that I haven't learned yet.

[Pause. Mrs. Landingham smiles at him]

BBartlett

I have MS, and I didn't tell anybody.

LMrs. Landingham

Yeah. So, you're having a little bit of a day.

BBartlett

You're going to make jokes?

LMrs. Landingham

God doesn't make cars crash and you know it. Stop using me as an excuse.

BBartlett

The Party's not going to want me to run.

LMrs. Landingham

The Party'll come back. You'll get them back.

BBartlett

I've got a secret for you, Mrs. Landingham, I've never been the most popular man in the Democratic Party.

LMrs. Landingham

I've got a secret for you, Mr. President. Your father was a prick who could never get over the fact that he wasn't as smart as his brothers. Are you in a tough spot? Yes. Do I feel sorry for you? I do not. Because there are people way worse off than you.

BBartlett

Give me numbers.

LMrs. Landingham

I don't know numbers. You give them to me.

BBartlett

How about a child born this minute has one in five chances of being born into poverty?

LMrs. Landingham

How many Americans don't have health insurance?

BBartlett

44 million.

LMrs. Landingham

What's the number one cause of death for black men under 35?

BBartlett

Homicide.

LMrs. Landingham

How many Americans are behind bars?

BBartlett

Three million.

LMrs. Landingham

How many Americans are drug addicts?

BBartlett

Five million.

LMrs. Landingham

And one in five kids in poverty?

BBartlett

That's thirteen million American children. 3.5 million kids go to schools that are literally falling apart. We need 127 billion in school construction, and we need it today!

LMrs. Landingham

To say nothing of 53 people trapped in an embassy.

BBartlett

Yes.

LMrs. Landingham

You know, if you don't want to run again, I respect that. [stands up] But if you don't run 'cause you think it's gonna be too hard or you think you're gonna lose - well, God, Jed, I don't even want to know you.

LMrs. Landingham

We're choosing pictures from the collection at the National Gallery.

They'll loan stuff?

LMrs. Landingham

Anything you want in the National Gallery or the whole Smithsonian.

Really?

LMrs. Landingham

Yeah.

I want Apollo 11.

LMrs. Landingham

Well, you can't have that.

Then don't bother me.

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