“Love-Bheits” · Season 2
In this episode: Hank Venture (10), Brock Samson (9), Doctor Thaddeus Venture (7), Baron Werner Ünderbheit (7), Dean Venture (6), Doctor Venture (2)
I have a sister? Named Dawn?? How long have you been keeping this from me?
Hank, no. I-I think...
Don't defend him, Brock! You knew about this, didn't you? Does Dean? What else haven't you told us??
Brock, you speak crazy, do something about him.
Hank, Baron Ünderbheit...
Good gravy! You're right, Brock! This is just what he wants. For us to turn on each other. And I played right into their hands. Dammit!
(gasps) Who are you?
The Wallflower! So we meet again!!
Nah, nah, the Wallflower had that thing on his head...
Lamest. Villain. Ever.
[A eunuch is preparing to give Dean, believed to be a girl, a bath]
Please, I'm a eunuch. You think the Baron would allow another set of balls near his wife? And don't worry, honey, even when I had 'em, you've got nothing I'm interested in. [Pulls down Dean's Princess Leia loincloth] ROOSTER IN THE HEN HOUSE!!
[Dean and the eunuch both scream in very high-pitched voices]
I'm fixed, what's your excuse?
You haven't come to rescue us? Then why did you bring the Bat person? And Chewbacca Wookie?
I'm not a woman! I'm a boy science adventurer, like my father before me! (drops robes)
Hank, no! It's suicide!
Well then I'll see you in Heck! (runs screaming down hall)
(sarcastically) Thank goodness, Hank's going to save us all. (glances at Brock) Oh, what are you so worried about? I can make another one. Hey, maybe he'll surprise us! He does get that kind of retard strength when he's all worked up.
You mess with the cat, you get the clops!
Yeah, und you mess with the girl, you get the Hitler!
Marry me.
Catclops? So you survived? Wait a minute, the cat hairs in my water! (lunges at Catclops) OF COURSE!!
Is that what you think? Oh that is rich, I will have to tell Manservant that one. And he will have to laugh.
Wow, a girl president! How progressive!
And a Hitler! Boy, things are really looking up!
Hank (To Dean, while lying on the floor, bleeding) I cut my tongue on my mask.
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