Lady Ann Boleyn. Now, who in their right mind would cut off a head so gorgeous?
Uh, you, my King, my not-so-loving husband.
Well, maybe I can dance my way out of this doghouse.
S5 E5Monster's Ball
Where I come from, open bar meant ceramic jugs of Phoenician wine.
Ok.
You have no idea who I am, do you?
No offense, but actually, I have no idea who a lot of people are.
Tessa, formerly known as Qetsiyah.
The girl who wiped my memories.
Nothing personal, little ex-boyfriend drama. Let me make it up to you, buy you an "I'm sorry" drink.
More like an "I'm sorry" keg. Pardon us.
So you want to explain to me why I just killed my brother?
Well, Tessa's spell mentally linked us. I lost my psychic abilities. Stefan lost his memories.
And this severed the link?
Yes, Damon. I can read your mind again. No. I'm not lying, and maybe you enjoyed breaking your brother's neck just a little bit too much.
I want to know why you made up that fake story about your mom.
It was a test. You failed.
I knew it was a fake story. By 1645, I'd been running from Klaus for a century and a half. There's no way any of his minions would have mistaken anyone for me. But you know how my brain works, right? So you must have known that I wouldn't have fallen for that sob story.
I wanted to get under your skin, and it worked because here you are.
What kind of sick game are you playing?
It's not a game, Katherine. You did kill my mother, but it wasn't Paris. It was in a little cottage in England, and it wasn't 1645. It was April 6, 1492, and she was all alone, exiled by her family two years earlier. You stuck her head in a noose, pushed her off the chair, and snapped her neck.
Who are you?
My name... is Nadia Petrova... and you are my mother.
S5 E6Handle With Care
Quiet, still, peaceful. I like our life when it's like this.
But this is our life, which probably means that somebody's gonna walk through that door and shatter it.
Oh, don't say that.
In 10...9...(kisses her head)
Just let me enjoy the moment.
6...5...(kisses her head again)
Damon, today is the day that we're gonna bring Bonnie back. It's a good day.
3...2...(kisses her again)
Damon, it's a good day.(kisses him)
Greetings.
One.
Good morning, frenemies.
Oh, you don't think that I keep my promises,
You said that now you're a witch again you would bring Bonnie back from the other side.
I did, and I can.
And you promised Damon that you would to that if he helped you.
Yeah.
But you're kind of evil. No offense.
None taken.
So I'm just trying to figure out how I can trust one of your last acts in this world will be to bring my best friend back.
Did you want me to pinky swear?
[Whitmore College: Katherine, wearing a towel and holding a box of black hair dye in her hand, enters Elena and Caroline's dorm room. As Katherine walks to a mirror, she tosses aside the box. Katherine approaches the mirror and looks at her reflection. As Katherine looks at her reflection in the mirror, Caroline enters holding a cardboard box, not realizing that Katherine is in her dorm room instead of Elena.]
[To Katherine] I don't wanna know if Tyler called, so don't even tell me. [Puts the box on her bed] So do you wanna do small appliances or toiletries?
[As Caroline starts putting her things in the box, Katherine turns to her.]
I mean, I'd compel a cute boy to do it for us, but I don't think I wanna see a cute boy ever again. Except for Jesse, who's conveniently not answering his phone.
Um, we're moving out?
Hello? Dr. Maxfield thinks we're vampires, you know. Threatened to expose us, told us to drop out.
That sucks. [Tosses down the other towel and turns to Caroline]
[Exploding in ferocity and savagery, Caroline vamp-speeds towards Katherine, grabbing her by the throat and pinning her against the wall.]
What the hell are you doing in my dorm, Katherine?
I just need a place to crash.
What? I loathe you.
I'm desperate, okay? Damon kicked me out, Stefan doesn't remember me, and I just spent my last $20 on a meal that I didn't even get to enjoy.
Aw. And how is any of this my problem?
Look at you. Moving out? Giving up? It's very un-Caroline of you. You need me. Bad.
[Caroline lets go of Katherine.]
In exchange for a place to stay, and Elena's meal card, I will help you deal with Dr– Whoever.
Dr. Maxfield. He teaches bio.
I'm sorry. What? You're scared of a teacher? Aw, honey, you really need to take a crash course on Villain 101, but luckily for you, I have an honorary doctorate. What do you say, roomy?
New Jersey? The supernatural other world is bound by an object in Snooki's backyard?
You know that old, ancient story I told you about the Travelers? Oh, wait. You don't. I fried your brain and took your memories. Sorry. The Travelers- you know how Silas wants to destroy the other side so he can be at peace with that slut Amara that he calls his one true love? The Travelers don't want that.
Why not?
Not important. Scratch that. Very important. I'm just not gonna answer it.
Knock, knock. (No answer) Knock, knock. Who's there? The Mayor. The Mayor who?
Well, who?
No one. That's the joke. No ones there because I killed the Mayor.
You're a dick.
Tessa may be insane, but she's a bona fide genius. 2,000 years old, immortal, indestructible. The anchor isn't a thing. It's a person.
AAmara
I love you, Silas. I'm so sorry. I have to be cured. I can't live another day.
Elena, meet crazy pants. Crazy pants, meet Elena.
S5 E7Death and the Maiden
I love love. I do. Yeah. I have a soul mate, too, you know, that love at first sight, want to live forever, love is eternal kind of love? Amara. That's her name. See, the problem is when I first meet Amara, I was with another woman, so I kind of cheated on her, which to be honest with you, it really wouldn't have been that big of a deal except it turned out that the other woman was a raging lunatic. So when she found out that I cheated on her, she freaked out, turned Amara into stone, like, literally, Medusa style.
GGuy
Dude, are you, like, ok?
What do you mean? You think I'm crazy? Why do you think I'm crazy? All I've wanted for the last 2,000 years is to reunited with the love of my life. How's that crazy?
GGirl
Maybe the turned her into stone part.
GGuy
Or the 2,000 years part.
No. Guys, we were both immortal, and now we're not. Hello? Look. The point is I finally had the chance to hold Amara in my arms, and what does she do? She jams a chunk of glass in my carotid artery. Look, look.
GGuy
No, thanks.
Listen, you two. Here's my advice. Live it up. You know, enjoy this love while it lasts because let me tell you something. Just a couple of days ago, I was psychic, I was immortal, I was in love. Now my neck hurts, my soul is crushed, I'm sitting in a bus stop in frigging Delaware.
GGirl
You're in Philly.
Im in Philly? Ohh! God, it's even worse.
GGuy
(Doubles over clutching his side) Ow!
GGirl
What's going on, babe? Hey. What's going on? Hey. Talk to me. (He starts gagging up blood) Oh, my god. What's happening? What are you doing to him?
I think I'm liquefying his internal organs. Did I fail to mention that I'm a witch?
GGirl
Please stop. Please just stop.
No! I'm pissed off at the world, and I'm taking it out on your so-called lover. And I'm thinking you might be my next victim. (girl runs away) Look at that! Unbelievable. Love is so damn fickle. Incredible. Here you go, buddy. Come on up, come on up, come on up. Up you go. That's good, good. Buses, however... tried and true.
October 1852.
You broke my nose trying to teach me how to throw a right hook.
But not on purpose just to be clear. How much did you pay for that hunk of junk motorcycle that you ride?
That's a trick question. You bought me that motorcycle, although I'm guessing it was pretty expensive.
So Tessa just gave you back your memories, no strings attached?
Well, it wasn't exactly a gift. It was a lot to take in all at once, everything from blowing out the candles on my first birthday cake...drowning in a safe.
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