Nadia quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Nadia

You said you were hungry.

Katherine

For food, not packaged poison.

Nadia

In 1864, there was a vampire roundup in Mystic Falls.

Katherine

Was there? I'm bad with dates.

Nadia

Word on the street is that you sold out many vampires, including your best friend Pearl and her daughter Annabelle.

Katherine

I was running from Klaus. I needed to jet solo. I threw a couple of vampire names on a hit list. Sue me. I also impersonated a teenager to get my ex-boyfriends to make out with me, staged a fake fight to trigger my lover's werewolf curse, ooh, and I chopped off this douchey guy's fingers with a butcher knife once. That was cool.

Nadia

What about ripping a mother away from her daughter? Having her killed for your own benefit?

Katherine

What are you getting at?

Nadia

Now a little bit about me. I had myself turned into a vampire to hunt you, to even the playing field, to track your every move for however long it took me until I found you, and I did this because you killed my mother. It happened in Paris, 1645.

Katherine

I go to Paris for shoes. The shoes I remember. Everything else requires a few more details.

Nadia

Her name was Lily Atoma. You were on the run from Klaus. She took you in, but when his minions show up, you pointed at my mom, and you said, "That is Katerina Petrova. She is the one you want." So they took her away.

Katherine

You were never going to let me go, were you?

Nadia

No, but I'd hate for you die on an empty stomach.

Katherine

I want to know why you made up that fake story about your mom.

Nadia

It was a test. You failed.

Katherine

I knew it was a fake story. By 1645, I'd been running from Klaus for a century and a half. There's no way any of his minions would have mistaken anyone for me. But you know how my brain works, right? So you must have known that I wouldn't have fallen for that sob story.

Nadia

I wanted to get under your skin, and it worked because here you are.

Katherine

What kind of sick game are you playing?

Nadia

It's not a game, Katherine. You did kill my mother, but it wasn't Paris. It was in a little cottage in England, and it wasn't 1645. It was April 6, 1492, and she was all alone, exiled by her family two years earlier. You stuck her head in a noose, pushed her off the chair, and snapped her neck.

Katherine

Who are you?

Nadia

My name... is Nadia Petrova... and you are my mother.

Nadia

You hate junk food. You call it toxic poison.

Katherine

Yeah? Well, I've decided to live a little. Now may I be excused, scary vampire daughter?

Nadia

You've been avoiding me, I don't like it.

Katherine

clearly.

Nadia

We had a moment you and i, there was a bond. and then nothing. You abandoned me all over again.

Katherine

Okay. first of all, i never abandoned you, you were snatched out of my arms at birth because my father thought i was a knocked up shameful slut. and second of all, it's been 500 years, do we really have to do this whole mother-daughter bonding thing? the estrangement is so much easier, don't you think?

Caroline

sorry to Interrupt the world's weirdest lunch, [to Katherine] but you with the Doppelgänger blood, duty calls.

Katherine

wonderful, now that Katherine is a human and fragile, everyone thinks that they can just boss her around.

Tyler

I have to pee.

Nadia

Hybrids pee?

Matt

There's got to be a fire hydrant joke in there somewhere.

Tyler

Hilarious.