The Vampire Diaries · Season 1
[Stefan and Elena are in bed, cuddling]
(Sighs) Good morning.
I could get used to this...
Rise and shine, sleepyheads!
What are you doing?!
Damon, please!
Oh, stop being smutty.
Seriously, get out of here!
If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Hey, it's me again. Anna. Stalker chick and fuzzball champion.
Is she hot?
Yeah, but she can be weird.
Hot trumps weird. Trust me.
[Talking with Elena in kitchen about Damon] He is ridiculously hot.
[Damon smirks from his place on the couch]
Shh! He's an ass.
[Damon rolls his eyes]
You met Damon.
Who do you think killed my wife?
Anna took Elena.
Yeah, I got that from your 600 voice mails.
What if your blood hasn't passed out of her system?
Well, I guess you will see her again.
Please, what do you know? You were with Anna - you must know where she's living. Just tell me where I can find her.
No. You can go now.
Stefan [To Damon]: All I can remember is hating you. There may have been a time when that was different, but your choices have erased anything good about you. I also know that you have just as much reason to hate me. This all began with me. Katherine got taken away from you because of me...and I'm sorry.
I mean this sincerely: I hope Elena dies.
Do you really want Katherine out that bad?
Trust me, nobody that I know wants to see that girl again; except Damon, the love-struck idiot.
I can get it.
Which means your brother has it. And I have the witch, so one of you had better meet me in the very public town square in 30 minutes so we can safely discuss how fun it's gonna be to work together. [Hangs up]
Damon [To Stefan]: Go ahead - grovel again. Oh, wait, no... I don't care.
You got some nerve knocking on a Bennett witch's door and asking her for anything.
What'd I do?
Spirits talk, Mr. Salvatore, and so does my granddaughter. You are no friend to us. Now get off my porch.
Step outside and say that.
[Stares hard at Damon]
[Suddenly groans in pain and clutches his head]
I am not Bonnie. You don't wanna mess with me.
Stefan will come after you, you know that. For messing with Elena.
Then he won't be too happy if I kill her when I don't get what I want. [Begins to walk away]
[Sighs] When do you want to do this?
[Laughs] God, it's like 1864 all over again. You Salvatores are truly pathetic when it comes to women.
Now we have to make Damon agree.
He already agreed once.
Yes, and then we double-crossed him. So now he's angry.
He's hurt. There's a difference.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Okay, when we were in Atlanta, why didn't you use your compulsion on me?
Who says I didn't?
You didn't. I know you didn't. But you could have. You and I...we have something. An understanding. And I know that my betrayal hurt you, different than when it comes from Stefan, but I'm promising you now that I will help you get Katherine back.
I wish I could believe you.
[Removes her vervain necklace] Ask me if I'm lying now.
[Placing her necklace back] I didn't compel you in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. [Pause] I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it.
[Greeting Stefan, Bonnie, and Sheila] Brother. Witches.
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