The Vampire Diaries · Season 1
I can't.
Can't? Can't what?
Bonnie [to Elena]: The spell's still up; we can't get them out. Yet.
Elena [to Stefan]: You went in there not knowing if you could come back out?
[Nods silently]
Oh my God...
I heard you scream.
Elena [To Stefan, about Damon]: We can't leave him in there. We promised him, both of us.
[Nods] I know.
She's not here!
Damon-
She's not here.
What?
SHE'S NOT HERE!
Stefan, they can't hold it much longer!
Damon, we need to get out of here.
It doesn't make sense, they locked her inside...
If we don't leave now, we're not getting out.
How could she not be in here?
It's not worth spending all of eternity down here! She's not worth it!
No!
Damon!
[Looks at her]
Please.
Damon [To Anna]: You knew Katherine wasn't in there.
You wouldn't have helped me.
[Rushes at Pearl; grabs her by the throat]
No!
Why do you get a happy ending?
Damon, please! You wouldn't have helped me! You know you wouldn't!
Why do you get it and I don't?
The guard. The one at the church - the one who locked us in. She promised to turn him. He was obsessed with her.
[Tightens his grip]
No-
[Choking] She had him under her spell...like everybody else. He let her go.
[Releases Pearl]
The last I saw her...was Chicago. 1983. She knew where you were, Damon. She didn't care. [Whispers] Sorry.
Anna (to newly released vampires): There are over one hundred and fifty channels. It's called a remote control.
Have you thought any more about what you're going to do?
About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? Nah, I haven't thought about it at all.
I'm sorry I brought it up.
It'd just be nice if we could get through one day without having to deal with any of it. No vampire mother or brother.
No vampires at all?
No vampires but you.
We can watch a movie at my place.
With your mom and a six pack?
You know... You don't really help the situation. You could always try to be nice.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. I'm not that evolved.
Pearl (talking to Harper): The keypad is for texting, which is what you do when you want to avoid talking to someone.
What exactly are you trying to achieve?
Mystic Falls is our home, Damon. They took that from us. Our land, our home. It's time we rebuild.
What, are you crazy? It was 1864. Wake up, woman. The world has moved on.
Pearl (to Damon): I have four hundred years on you, little boy. I'll rip you from limb to limb without even blinking and you know it.
Have you ever even been on a double-date before?
Oh, absolutely. '72, Heff and the twins.
What?
Yeah...playmates. I got Miss June.
Don't be grumpy. It can't be that bad.
You'd be surprised. My primary reason for existence has abandoned me, and after today's events, the remains of the shaky ground that I walk on are about to go 'kaboom.' (turns to Kelly) Let's get hammered.
Hide. We're not here.
Why? Where'd we go?
Children under our care, five o'clock.
Is there anything you're not good at?
Double-dating. This is all kind of new to me. I usually keep to myself. I don't always fit in.
That's because you're that guy.
What guy?
The guy who seems like he has everything, so the people that don't kind of run the other way.
Is that what I seem like?
Pretty much.
Hmm... What a dick!
(looking around the Salvatore mansion) This is much better than watching Damon visit cougar town.
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