If I hear the word doppelganger one more time, I think I'm gonna actually have to learn how to spell it.
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He's deferring from enrolling and deferring from returning my calls, so I'm deferring from having sex with him ever again.
Please tell me you found her.
I didn't, but Matt did.
Huh. How shockingly useful.
Are these ropes really necessary?
A bullet would have been more effective, but we're trying to be nice.
Don't play the hero. You two are just waiting for the convenient time to hand me back over to him. I've done this a thousand times. I get it. I'm the leverage. I'm that thing that everybody wants. I'm the freaking moonstone.
You do realize that you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?
You are not getting out of the car because you want an aspirin.
Then maybe I can get out of the car because I need to pee, like, in a bathroom. Like a lady.
Look, I get why you like her. I mean, I have a soft spot for brunettes, too. What I don't get is why she likes you.
That's because you haven't had sex with me.
Seriously? That's Jesse! I kind of liked him...
What did Silas tell you to do?
Get you alone, weaken you, then kill you.
Get in the truck and drive.
Where are you going?
I can't leave Matt.
Uh, wai-- huh? How do you think I survived 500 years? It wasn't because I was a vampire. It's because I never looked back. Don't be dumb. Survive.
That's why people treat you like an object and not like a person.
I think we need to set some ground rules for when boyfriends come to visit.
That's Stefan's Daylight ring.
I snagged it from Silas yesterday. And for the record, I am secure enough in our relationship that you having psychic dreams about your ex-boyfriend does not bother me. ...But it still sucks.
I love you. We're gonna save Stefan, and I'm still gonna love you, OK?
You must have restless sleep syndrome or something - it's like sleeping with a tornado.
I know I said that it didn't bother me that you have some psychic connection to your ex-boyfriend, but I don't need a play-by-play, Elena.
You're right. It's weird. Sorry.
(sighs) Fine. Tell me. I'm sure whatever's in my imagination is ten times worse than what's going on in your subconscious.
It was just so vivid. I saw Stefan walking out of this bar. It had a red awning and this broken neon sign, and he was screaming in pain.
Well, should I go check in the attic, see if there's a crystal ball? Maybe you could conjure up an address.
Route 29. Joe's bar. I think I had the exact same dream.
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