The Vampire Diaries quotes

Damon

Well, don't you look alive?

Alaric

You can't hurt me.

Damon

Oh, I can hurt you, alright.

Elena

Mr. Saltzman, we need your help. Stefan's in the house; Damon's a vampire, he can't get in. We need you. I would go, but...

Damon

But your life is valuable. Yours, on the other hand, is...

Elena

Stefan told me about your ring.

Alaric

What about it?

Damon

Let me re-cap: You tried to kill me, I defended myself, you died, and - according to my brother - your ring brought you back to life. Am I leaving anything out?

Alaric

Yeah... The part where I try and kill you again, only this time I don't miss.

Elena

Mr. Saltzman... Please. It's Stefan.

Alaric

I'm sorry, Elena. It's not my problem.

Damon

That's a shame, 'cause the woman in charge of the crowd can help you find your wife.

Alaric

You're lying.

Damon

Am I? Why don't you ask her for yourself? (Alaric doesn't respond) Coward. Come on, Elena.

Alaric

All right. Wait. I'll go.

Jeremy

I wake up everyday and I feel okay. But there's something missing, like a hole. Some people, they fit in life or whatever. I don't.

Anna

So you want a pity turn? I don't think so.

Jeremy

You should turn me 'cause I don't have anything else.

Anna

Do you even know why we turn other people? It's not just to give someone a one-way ticket out of lonerhood, okay? One, we need someone to do our dirty work. Two, revenge. Three, boredom, but you know that never turns out well. And then, you know, there's the obvious one - you love someone so much that you would do anything to spend all of eternity with them. I'm sorry but you don't fit any of those categories yet.

Tyler

Be more creepy, dad. Not like your son is standing right here.

Grow up. Elections are coming. She's a constituent - and a rich one, from the looks of it.

Tyler

And you can tell all that by looking at her ass. Awesome. I'm gonna go shoot some pool.

Damon

Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night.

Alaric

I have you to thank for that.

Elena

Damon, now's not the time to be the Lone Ranger.

Damon

Oh, I understand. He's the reason you live. His love 'lifts you up where you belong.' I get it.

Elena

Can you just not joke around for two seconds?

Damon

Miss Gibbons, now tell me the truth. Are you married?

No.

Damon

Parents? Children? Anyone else who lives on this property?

No, it's just me.

Damon

No? Good. (Damon snaps Miss Gibbon's neck)

Alaric

You were supposed to compel her!

Damon

It doesn't work that way.

Alaric

She's human.

Damon

And I'm not, so I don't care! Now get out of here... and get rid of the body.

Pearl

I'm in the process of obtaining some property. I understand that your family is the largest property-owner in town.

Mayor Lockwood

Well, yes we are - dating all the way back to the town's original charter.

Pearl

Your family came in to a lot of new property in 1864.

Mayor Lockwood

You know your history.

Pearl

It's a passion of mine.

Tyler

The guy's not even subtle about it.

Matt

Who is that?

Tyler

It's not my mother.

Frederick

Billy, Jacob, get back in here.

Stefan

Thank you... for trying to help me.

They just needed somebody to blame; someone to punish.

Stefan

Elena. You shouldn't be here.

Damon

How many of those vervain darts do you have left?

Alaric

One.

Damon

Not gonna be enough.

Alaric

What you said to get me to do this, about my wife, was a lie, wasn't it?

Damon

Yep.

Damon

Me? Your merry little band of vampires spent the day torturing my brother.

Pearl

Trust me. The parties responsible for this will be dealt with.

Damon

Our little arrangement doesn't work unless you learn to control them.

Pearl

This wasn't supposed to happen.

Damon

Well, it did. If I had a good side... not a way to get on it.

Elena

How are you doing?

Stefan

Ah, I'm okay. The wounds have mostly healed.

Elena

Good.

Stefan

Elena.

Elena

Yeah.

Stefan

What you did today, coming to help me... you could have been killed.

Elena

I know.

Stefan

And what I did... I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you had to see it.

Elena

I've just never... You were like this other person, and it's my fault. I made you...

Stefan

What? No, no, no, no. You didn't make me do anything. You were saving my life. And I was saving yours. Everything's gonna be okay.