Care for a drink?
He's underage, and I don't like you, so let's cut to it.
“Catch Me If You Can” · Season 4, Episode 11
In this episode: Damon Salvatore (3), Stefan Salvatore (3), Rebekah (3), Elena Gilbert (2), Kol (2), Shane (2), Sheriff Forbes (1)
What do you know of him [Silas]?
Nothing. Don't want to. Not our problem.
What happened to you? You were so much fun in the 20s.
I was a psychotic killer with no emotions in the 1920s.
You're accusing me of orchestrating a mass murder. Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?
It's Mystic Falls. It's actually the least ridiculous thing I've heard.
Was it my bastard brother or yours?
Maybe it's option number 3. There's another team in the race.
Your daughter... is a prodigy. With my guidance... she can be one of the most powerful witches in the world. But without it--whew-- she's a time bomb.
(answering Stefan's phone) Hello, Elena.
What did you do to Stefan?
Rescued him from his old, dull life. But it keeps calling. Stefan's not in the mood to talk right now.
Then he can listen. I know you might not care about me right now, Stefan, but Kol compelled Damon to kill Jeremy. They're somewhere in the tunnels, and I-- it's one giant maze down here, and I can't find them, so if you still care about the cure, or about Jeremy, then maybe you can come help. (silence) Ok.
He shot me in the head. Stupid idiot... borderline brain dead moron!
Stefan, what're you doing with Rebekah? She tried to kill me.
And this will be the second time that Damon tried to kill Jeremy. So I guess nobody's perfect, right?
Are you trying to punish me? I don't know how many times I can apologize.
I never asked you to. You can do whatever you want, Elena. I really don't care.
You're hurt. You're hurt and you're acting out. Stefan, this isn't you.
Sure it is. You've just never seen me like this. You don't know what I look like when I'm not in love with you.
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