Rebekah quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Elena

What do you think?

Rebekah

Hm. It's close. Not quite slutty enough – I think you need more eyeliner.

Rebekah

You and Katherine? And I thought you were the smart brother.

Elijah

(indignant) You don't have a smart brother. It turns out I'm just as stupid as the rest of you.

Rebekah

Why don't you just give me the cure so I can judge you silently elsewhere?

Elijah

And what could you possibly want with the cure?

Rebekah

I want to be human again.

Elijah

How do you know that being human is the answer you're looking for? I mean, it's nothing but a romantic notion. The grass won't necessarily be greener, Rebekah.

Rebekah

You're probably right. But I don't care. I want to live a simple life as a normal person. And when it ends, it ends. We've had 20 lifetimes together, Elijah. Isn't that enough?

Elijah

I just don't understand. I mean, why must you always consider our family a burden? Always and forever. I mean, those words are as important to me today as they, as they ever were.

Rebekah

You will always be my brother. And I will never stop loving you. But now it's time for me to live and die the way that I choose, not the way you and Nik want me to.

Rebekah

What am I missing?

Elena

Silas is appearing to Bonnie as my dead brother, which means he still wants her to do the spell.

Rebekah

So? The nice thing about having no feelings is you don't fear your enemies on the other side.

Elena

I'm not worried about my enemies. It's people like Alaric... and Jeremy. The Salvatore brothers are annoying enough as it is, can you imagine if my brother came back to the living? He'd spend every waking hour trying to get my humanity back.

Rebekah

Well, the French Quarter witches are not a lot to be trifled with. You don't suppose they've found a way to kill him once and for all, do you?

Elijah

Rebekah, in the name of our family, you might try to dial down your glee.

Rebekah

What family? We are three distrustful acquaintances who happen to share a bloodline.

Rebekah

Where are you going?

Elijah

To find out who's making a move against our brother, and then... I'll either stop them, or I'll help them. Depending on my mood.

Damon

Seriously. You can't knock?

Katherine

Sorry. I didn't realize we were standing on formalities.

Rebekah

What the hell are you doing here?

Katherine

You didn't get the memo? I'm here to talk some sense into poor emotionless Elena.

Matt

Are you out of your mind?

Damon

You got a better idea, Prom King? Unless you want me to lock you up in there with her, I suggest you shut up and let the adults handle this.

Rebekah

Well, it looks like the lunatics have taken over the asylum.

Rebekah

(holding a graduation announcement) So, let me get this straight: you send out a notice of your impending graduation and people feel obliged to give you money?

Matt

Pretty much.

Rebekah

That sounds brilliant. Why aren't you participating?

Matt

I don't have a whole lot of family.

Rebekah

That makes two of us. Besides, I don't think it was my mother's dream to see me in a cap and gown. How about your mum?

Matt

Let's just say I'm not holding my breath for a graduation check.

Rebekah

So, what's the deal? I'm new to this whole emotional switch situation.

Elena

(while playing darts) It's not complicated. See that dart board? All I can picture is Katherine's face.

Rebekah

So your emotions are on, they're just dialed to rage.

Elena

Look, Rebekah. I get that we had our Thelma and Louise thing back when I had my humanity off, but let me make one thing clear: we're not friends.

Matt

(eyeing Kol) I'm assuming this means Bonnie dropped the veil.

Kol

Not completely, and not for long. But who am I to give up an opportunity for revenge? My killer's already dead, but his sister's just as culpable, so maybe you could help me find her.

Matt

If you hurt Elena, I swear...

Kol

(breaks a bottle against the bar) Oh, I'm going to. But please, continue. I'm curious as to where you're going with this.

Rebekah

You made your point, Kol. Now leave!

Kol

First tell me where I can find Elena.

Rebekah

She left here hours ago, we don't know where she is. Now get out!

Rebekah

Caroline, hey, snap out of it.

Caroline

(completely tranced) I need to bleed. Silas wants me to bleed.

Rebekah

Stop it, you're hallucinating!

Caroline

(tries to grab broken glass) Just let me do this. I need to do this!

Rebekah

(holding her back) You're going to cut your hands off!

Matt

In case Caroline didn't thank you for pulling her out of that hallucination earlier... thanks.

Rebekah

I'm just glad I got the chance to knock her upside the face.

Rebekah

Why won't you ever let me help you?

Matt

It's not you, I just... Look, people in this town have a bad habit of turning into vampires, and I'd like to graduate high school as a human.

Rebekah

It's just been settled. I'm gonna show you life as you've only dreamt it. We'll start in Italy. There's a lovely little church outside San Vittore in Brienno...

Romantic spot, popular for weddings.

Rebekah

And then I'll show you the Northern Lights in the springtime, the Simatai gorge from atop the Great Wall of China, every inch of the Louvre...

Matt

China, Paris, Northern Lights. It's a date.

Matt

Hey. What are you doing here?

Rebekah

I just wanted to see if you were okay. Rough day and whatnot.

Matt

Thanks. Look, I'd invite you in, but I– promised Tyler I was gonna keep this a low-vampire zone.

Rebekah

I know that we were under duress today, so– whatever, you know, plans that we were making– I understand if you don't want to.

Matt

You and I– this isn't gonna work. I need to keep my love life a low-vampire zone, too, okay?

Rebekah

[Smiling] Of course. I get it. [Starts to leave]

Matt

[Stops Rebekah from leaving] So whatever happens on the road, stays on the road, all right? [Rebekah turns around] That little wedding town in Italy? Don't get any ideas about turning me into a vampire so that we can live eternally ever after, you know what I mean?

Rebekah

I'm sorry, are you saying that you–?

Matt

I've never set one foot outside of this town. I have no college plans, no idea what the future holds for me, but I do know that it's time that I start truly living. And since you almost killed me this year, I figured it's your obligation to show me how.

Rebekah

[Smiling] Okay.