(holding a graduation announcement) So, let me get this straight: you send out a notice of your impending graduation and people feel obliged to give you money?
Pretty much.
That sounds brilliant. Why aren't you participating?
I don't have a whole lot of family.
That makes two of us. Besides, I don't think it was my mother's dream to see me in a cap and gown. How about your mum?
Let's just say I'm not holding my breath for a graduation check.
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