First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.
“Unpleasantville” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Elena Gilbert (3), Bonnie Bennett (3), Damon Salvatore (2), Alaric Saltzman (2), Stefan Salvatore (1), Caroline Forbes (1), Jeremy Gilbert (1), Anna (1)
Which is why you should ask Jenna. First of all, the Elena I know would always want the real truth. Good or bad.
And second of all?
You just found out that your boyfriend is a vampire. So unless your parents are aliens, how bad can it be?
You tried to kill me.
But I didn't. And if I wanted to, I would have. Does that not count for anything?
I'm stuck on punch duty at the school dance.
How'd you get stuck with that?
I'm failing English - I copped a plea.
Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real...boss.
Elena, would you like to dance?
I would love to. (to Stefan) May I have this dance?
(to Stefan) You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.
Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
It's just a drizzle.
Now you remember that. Because it's never happening again.
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