Bonnie Bennett quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Liv

Elena's necklace. Candle. Map. Give me your hand. You're Elena's brother. That makes you blood. So, hand it over.

Bonnie

Actually, he's her cousin. It's a long story.

Liv

Whatever. Close enough.

Elena

Hey, Bon.

Bonnie

Hey. I got your text. What's the friend emergency?

Elena

Damon and I broke up. It's final.

Bonnie

Oh, my god. When did it happen?

Elena

Last night.

Bonnie

But you didn't come home last night.

Elena

Uh, that's because I slept with him.

Bonnie

Oh.

Elena

Post breakup.

Bonnie

Ohh.

Elena

Was that irresponsible?

Bonnie

Probably. Does Jeremy know that you and Damon definitely maybe broke up?

Elena

No. He wasn't at the house last night thankfully.

Bonnie

Well, that's weird. I mean, he didn't mention anything to me. If he wasn't at home, where was he?

Elena

I don't know. That doesn't really help me with the whole irresponsible thing, does it?

Bonnie

He says you promised to bring him back.

Enzo

Uh, you're paraphrasing. He said, quote, I will find a way.

Bonnie

Whatever.

Damon

Hello. Still here, and I know what I said.

Enzo

Bey. Remind him he doesn't have a very good track record for keeping promises.

Bonnie

Please stop talking.

Enzo

The other side is on the brink of collapse. I plan on pestering all of you until I'm safely returned to the land of the living.

Bonnie

You need to fix this before I lose my mind.

Damon

Hey. I'm sorry, ok? I've got two missing Doppelgängers, I've got a Traveler that wants to rid our town of magic, and I've got the friendly banker Mr. Sikes in the coat closet, so escape from the netherworld's gonna have to wait until tomorrow. [Enzo throws a bottle of booze into fireplace]

Bonnie

I think he wants to be penciled in for today.

Silas

As vezat esvet.

Bonnie

As vezat esvat.

Silas

Esvet, not vat. I feel like I'm teaching calculus to an infant.

Bonnie

I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous about unleashing a plague onto humanity.

Silas

Ooh! I've been upgraded to a plague? Oh. How biblical and fitting, seeing as I will probably will kill a lot of people in an epic, all-inclusive way once I'm out of here.

Damon

This place is going down, isn't it?

Bonnie

It is. I am sure there are a million other people that we'd both rather be with right now, but...

Damon

Couple thousand at most.

Bonnie

Do you think it'll hurt?

Damon

I don't kn-

Bonnie

Everyday I tell you I hate that...

Damon

And everyday, I do it anyway.

Damon

Alright, talk me through it.

Bonnie

Before the Other Side collapsed, my grams said that she'd made a sacrifice so that I could find peace...

Damon

The part where you actually have a theory.

Bonnie

Well, this clearly isn't peace, otherwise I wouldn't be stuck here with you.

Damon

Rude.

Bonnie

Would a little support kill you?

Damon

You know, I am acutely aware that we are in some other-worldly time dimension, however - did you ever think, for one second, that maybe it's you being negative reacting to my natural self negative-ly?

Bonnie

You're ridiculous.

Damon

Nope, I'm consistent.

Damon

You've got to be kidding me. Bonnie, look at the date on that paper.

Bonnie

It says May 10th, 1994. It's the same day as yesterday. We're living this same day...all over again.

Damon

Well, that proves it. We're in hell. My own person, custom-built hell. And you're in it with me.

Bonnie

What's a seven-letter word for kill me now?

Damon

That joke got old six weeks ago.

Damon

Think you can find our ticket out of here, Bon-Bon?

Bonnie

Hell. Yeah.

Bonnie

I'm thinking about that pregnant lady. She had a thing for pancakes.

Damon

That's what you remember?

Bonnie

You remember it, don't you? You make pancakes every day.

Damon

'Cause I'm bored...

Bonnie

No... 'Cause you're punishing yourself. You call this place your hell - that means you feel remorse. That's what makes you different than Kai. (gasps) Maybe there's hope for you!

Damon

Bonnie...get...out of here...

Bonnie

I'm not gonna make it. But you are.

Bonnie

(voicemail) It's Bonnie. Leave a message. (beep)

Damon

That's it? That's your outgoing message. Really? I mean, the one time I'm actively seeking the sound of your voice, that's all I get. Perfect. Anyway, I'm in your room - which is a lot less weird than it sounds. But I just wanted to say that, because of what you did for me, today is the day I get to see Elena. So thank you, and...I'm sorry. Other than that, I don't know what to say or what I'm supposed to say except that, defying all possible global scenarios...I might miss you a little bit.

Jeremy

[Tries to touch Bonnie, but his arm passes through her] [To Bonnie] No, come on! You don't wanna do this. Just turn off the car, Bon. You can't die.

Bonnie

[Starts recording a message] It's probably a waste of time even recording anything, but Damon, Elena– whoever, you find this and you figure out how to work this stupid thing. Please tell everyone that I'm sorry.

Jeremy

Bonnie–

Bonnie

Tell them that I tried. I really tried to make it work. Um– [Starts crying] You know, I just miss too much. I miss saying hi to strangers–

Bonnie

Ordering dinner– in a restaurant– laughing with my friends. But, um– spending every day here alone– with no one to talk to– going weeks without speaking– it's just the loneliness. It's– I can't take it. And I only know one way to turn it off. I'm sorry.

Bonnie

Jeremy– I– I hope you're living your life– with no regrets. I hope you fight for the life you want– and don't ever give up on yourself– and stay strong. [Remembers something] Something my grams said. [Starts coughing] Stay– strong. [Turns off the video camera and continues coughing]

Jeremy

[Desperately and frantically] Come on, Bonnie, get up. Come on!

Bonnie

[Starts crawling to the door] [Determined] Gonna stay strong. I'm not gonna die in this place!

Jeremy

[Repeatedly tries to press the button to open the door, but his hand repeatedly passes through it] Bonnie, come on! Get up!

Jeremy

Bonnie, get up! Open! Come on! [Bonnie collapses and continues coughing] COME ON! [Finally succeeds in pressing the button to open the door]