Liv quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Liv

Elena's necklace. Candle. Map. Give me your hand. You're Elena's brother. That makes you blood. So, hand it over.

Bonnie

Actually, he's her cousin. It's a long story.

Liv

Whatever. Close enough.

Liv

I ordered us waffles. I figured our last meal wouldn't be complete until we poured liquid sugar all over it.

Luke

[Looking at a menu] My ray of sunshine sister.

Liv

[Lowers Luke's menu] The coven's pissed, Luke. You were supposed to hide Stefan and Elena from the Travelers, and you practically delivered them on a silver platter.

Luke

Okay, how was I suppose to know that "Casper the English Ghost" would be a complication?

Liv

That's not the point. We were never suppose to let things get this far. We got sucked into some stupid "let's be friends," trap.

Luke

Look, these people are nice, okay? More than I can say for our screwed up family.

Luke

What are you doing?

Liv

It's not me. Like I said, the coven is pissed.

Luke

Fine, I'm listening!

Liv

We were supposed to keep the doppelgängers from falling into Markos' hands. We failed. We can't let them succeed in taking away our magic. There's only one move left: We have to kill Stefan and Elena.

Luke

Yeah. [Sips from his drink.]

Liv

[Walks in] [To Tyler] Could you be more of a douchebag cliché?

Tyler

I got a little out of control. I know.

Liv

A little? It's not Luke's fault that your friend's emotionally blackmailing him to fulfill whatever mental head case crap she's going through.

Tyler

Grief. It's called grief. Your brother got to live that day, remember? The rest of us lost people because of him.

Liv

I'm aware of that, Tyler. I think about it every day. So does Luke. A lot of you got your lives back, too, because of me. So at the very least, do me a favor and lay off my brother.

Tyler

You're right. I'm sorry.

Liv

Yeah, our twin powers don't work like that. You actually have to tell Luke to his face. [Starts to leave]

Tyler

[Stops Liv] Well, I will. Listen. Liv, 4 months ago, I could do anything. I could make anyone do anything that I wanted. I was stronger than most people on this earth. And then it went away. And all that's left inside of me is rage.

Liv

Why are you telling me this?

Tyler

Because I want you to understand that I am trying to deal with it.

Liv

Okay, good. Good luck dealing with it.

Tyler

Why do you do that? I'm trying to talk to you and you just give me that look and walk away?

Liv

What would you like me to do, Tyler?

Tyler

Why did you tell me your birthday was in two weeks?

Liv

To avoid this exact conversation. Am I wearing too much eyeliner?

Tyler

If you and Luke are 22, that means you're old enough to merge.

Liv

That's why Luke and I are gonna bust our wonder-twin powers of persuasion, make Dad think that Jo's powerful enough to overpower Kai, and Luke and I won't have to do the Merge.

Luke

[Walks up beside Tyler and Liv and points to the latter] You're wearing way too much makeup. [Points to Tyler] And he shouldn't be here.

Liv

He's not staying, and why are you wearing a tie?

Luke

I'm about to ask the leader of the Gemini Coven to let us out of a centuries-old tradition. Kind of need him to take me seriously.

Tyler

You should let me talk to him.

Liv

Really bad idea. Promise me that you'll stay out of it.

Tyler

What happens if you don't convince him?

Liv

We will.

Tyler

You die. You and Luke merge. Luke wins, you die.

Liv

Do you trust me?

Tyler

Do I have a choice?

Liv

Then don't worry. You're not gonna lose me.