Bonnie Bennett quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Hey, guys, I need a hand. My leg's broken.

Bonnie

Best to stay off it, then. (She and Jeremy leave)

Bonnie

[About Silas] He's been frozen like a vampire statue for 2,000 years. There's only one way we're gonna get the statue to unfreeze.

Jeremy

How's that?

Bonnie

We have to feed him our blood. If we want to get the cure out of his hands, we– we have to wake him up.

Matt

Why do I feel like we're at a practice run of Caroline's wedding?

Bonnie

Because I think we are.

Katherine

I'm perfectly aware that tombstone isn't just a hunk of rock.

Bonnie

No kidding.

Katherine

And it got me thinking, all big spells require a source of power, a recurring element like a full moon, a comet. But that tombstone is filled with the blood of your ancient reflective Katsooyay or whatever.

Bonnie

Qetsiyah.

Katherine

She was powerful enough to create the other side. So maybe, if you have her blood, you don't need a full moon to drop the veil. Maybe you can do it whenever you want. The thing I can't figure out is why do you want to drop the veil at all?

Bonnie

I have my reasons.

Katherine

And again, I ask, what's in it for me?

Bonnie

You'll get the one thing you want most in this world-- freedom, survival. Never having to run from anyone again. Once I've dropped the veil, I can speak to Qetsiyah. She created the spell that made Silas truly immortal, invulnerable to any weapon. You'd like that for yourself, wouldn't you? I can give it to you.

Katherine

Bonnie Bennett, we have a deal.

Bonnie

Okay, this is the center of the triangle. I'm ready. Now, give me the tombstone.

Katherine

The fact that this spell hinges on some crappy hunk of blood-rock does little to inspire my confidence.

Bonnie

It's filled with the calcified blood of Qetsiyah, one of the strongest witches in the world. It'll work.

Bonnie

You need to get rid of Silas' body.

Damon

Well, there's a slight problem, Medusa. Even though you turned him into stone, if he gets one more drop of blood he's back to his old mind tricks.

Bonnie

All right, so let's do what we should've done to Klaus. Let's drop his body in the middle of the ocean.

Bonnie

I hit kind of a snag.

Caroline

A snag? A snag is a bad yearbook picture. You hit a tsunami. Where are you?

Bonnie

Trying to fix it. I'm running into some trouble. I need to wait until the full moon tonight to have enough power to put the veil back up.

Caroline

Are you telling me that we might graduate right smack in the middle of a ghost-filled expression triangle?

Bonnie

Maybe we should just cancel.

Caroline

No! We are not going to cancel. Graduation is the most important event of our lives, the last ceremony of our youth. It is our rite of freaking passage! Hell will freeze over before I let anyone cancel graduation.

Bonnie

Can you not make jokes about hell freezing over? We're not that far off from that already.

Katherine

I don't think red's really your color, Bon-Bon.

Bonnie

And here I was hoping the ghost of anyone would have killed you already.

Katherine

Funny you should mention death because I'm here to collect that immortality you've promised me.

Bonnie

Funny you think you're still going to get it. I told you, Qetsiyah's the only witch who knows the immortality spell. If she was a no-show, you're out of luck.

Katherine

See? Here's the thing, Bonnie. I can't disagree with you because I have been feeling out of luck lately, but you know who has been getting all of my luck? My beloved doppelganger, Elena. My shadow self is living a better life than I am, so if I don't get that immortality, I may just have to get rid of her altogether.

Bonnie

Did you just threaten my best friend? I can crush your skull without even flinching.

Katherine

Go ahead. Make your move.

Jeremy

Relax. I'm-- I'm just bringing dinner.

I know you.

Jeremy

I don't think so.

You're the Hunter. I never forget a face, but Silas killed you. You're dead.

Jeremy

I was. I came back.

How? I said how? (to Bonnie) It was you, wasn't it? You're a witch. You brought him back.

Bonnie

You can see me?

Of course I can see you. I'm not blind. I have eyes. Or are you dead? I get so mixed up. I can't tell the difference between the living and the dead.

Jeremy

Can you see people on the other side?

I am the anchor to the other side. I can see everything. Gah! Don't touch me! Please don't-- don't touch me.

Bonnie

I can touch her.

Jeremy

Ok. That's weird.

Bonnie

Jer, I think I've got an idea.

Jeremy

Amara could see Bonnie, and Bonnie could touch her. They made physical contact. It's like Amara's got a foot on each side or something.

Elena

Amara exists in both places at once, here and the other side?

Damon

Then she's not crazy crazy, she's just talking to dead supernatural beings roaming around in our basement.

Bonnie

That's not the point.

Jeremy

The point is, if Silas isn't going to help us, what if Bonnie could be the same thing? What if she existed on both sides at once? What if she became the anchor?

Elena

You're right. Jeremy, you're right. So all we need is someone who could do that spell.

Damon

Oh, please don't say who I think you're gonna say.

Elena

Think about it. Silas wants Amara to die, and Amara wants Amara to die, so who besides us is the one person with the biggest stake against letting that happen?

Damon

I was hoping we could talk.

Tessa

And I was hoping you were my Chinese food. Good-bye.

Damon

You remember Amara, right, brunette, brown eyes, I'm surprisingly not in love with her?

Tessa

What about her?

Damon

Well, she took the cure, she wants to die, and we have her.

Tessa

But she's alive?

Damon

For now. Silas is literally on his way here to kill her. He's completely obsessed with destroying the other side so that he and Amara can live happily ever after in the great beyond. Man, you were right about these Doppelgängers. They do always end up together. So how does it feel to say, "I told you so"?

Tessa

Like I want to shoot fireballs at Silas and drown him in acid.

Damon

See? That's what I thought. So how would you feel about making us a deal?

Bonnie

So that's it? You're just giving up?

Caroline

As she should! I mean, he did say-- and I quote-- "I am a bad person. I am bad for you and I am choosing to let you go."

Elena

You memorized my breakup?

Caroline

Of course I did.

Caroline

It's Stefan.

Elena

Tell him I don't feel like talking.

Bonnie

She doesn't feel like talking.

Caroline

(to Stefan) She doesn't feel like talking.

Damon

Rule number one, think of the worst thing Katherine Pierce has ever done to you. Rule number two, toast to the glory of her impending death. Rule number three, if you come across something that's worse-- which you will-- repeat rules one and two. She pretended to be buried in a tomb for 145 years while I waited for her lying ass. (Damon drinks) Wait. Does that beat pretended to be Elena and kissing me on the front porch of your old house?

Jeremy

I don't think so.

Damon

I don't think so either, damn. Quarterback, go.

Matt

Uh....

Damon

Think on that. Little Gilbert.

Jeremy

She fed me to Silas, and I died.

Damon

Doozy.

Jeremy

Then she made me crash my car into a pole and left me for dead. Again.

Damon

Doubly doozy. Drink.

Matt

My sister's dead because of her.

Damon

Yes, she is because I wouldn't have even been in town to turn Vicki into a murderous vampire if I wasn't trying to get Katherine out of the tomb she wasn't in. Group shot.

Elena

Seriously?

Matt

Elena, we were just, uh--

Elena

I know what you're doing. (to Jeremy) You're cut off. If anyone is drinking to Katherine's last days, it's gonna be me. She impersonated me repeatedly... Made Aunt Jenna stab herself in the stomach and cut off Uncle John's fingers.

Jeremy

He might have deserved that.

Bonnie

My Grams died trying to close a tomb. She wasn't in.

Caroline

Tyler's werewolf curse got triggered because of her.

Elena

Klaus followed her to Mystic Falls, and because of that, we lost Jenna.

Damon

And Alaric.

Matt

We're gonna need more booze.

Elena

She tried to kill me at least twice.

Caroline

She did kill me, although I'm weirdly better off.

Damon

Rumor has it she burnt down the entire city of Atlanta once.

Jeremy

That might win.

Stefan

All right. Knock it off or take it somewhere else. You guys are being insensitive.

Damon

Come on, Stefan. Don't let the sight of a frail, human, Elena look-alike cloud your memories of the manipulative psycho that she is.

Stefan

In 1864, Katherine moved into my home, she compelled me to love her, seduced my brother, fed us full of vampire blood, and then started a war with the town that got us killed.

Damon

Exactly. Bottoms up.

Stefan

But centuries before that, she was just an innocent girl who was shunned by her family, so for 500 years, she lied and manipulated and did whatever she had to do survive, and she did. She's a survivor, right. So that's the girl that I will drink to today. Cheers.

Damon

Please. One night of hot sex with her, and your brainwashed?

Elena

What?!

Bonnie

What?!

Caroline

Oh, my-- I forgot to tell you. You were kidnapped and hostages and--

Stefan

Bottle's empty actually.

Damon

That's why you never send a busboy to do a man's job. Nadia, the devil's spawn. Hey, Caroline. Did you remember to tell Elena that?

Elena

I think my mind just exploded.

Matt

So this anchor thing, does it mean that you'll, like, be able to feel Katherine's death or whatever?

Bonnie

I think so. I mean, she's human, but she's also a Doppelgänger and Traveler apparently.

Matt

So who else do you see over there? Anybody I know?

Bonnie

I see lots of people. My Grams, the other witches. Vicki. I just don't talk about it, you know, I just--

Vicki

Because it's depressing as hell. Tell Matty I love him.

Matt

What's happening?

Bonnie

She's here. She said she loves you.

Vicki

Tell him that I watch over him and no more knocking around with that blond original chick who almost got him killed.

Matt

Wait. Wait. What's happening? What am I missing?

Tyler

Me.

Caroline

Tyler?

Tyler

Rebekah says to tell you that I'm her parting gift. Hey, Care.

Caroline

Hi.

Stefan

We've really gone through four bottles of bourbon today?

Alaric

Can someone really tell these idiots to lay off the booze?

Bonnie

Oh, my god.

Jeremy

Alaric?

Damon

Ric's here?

Jeremy

Where the hell have you been? I thought you bailed on us to go find peace or something.

Alaric

Do you honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and never look back?

Damon

He's talking about me, isn't he?

Jeremy

He says you're a dick.

Damon

Cheers, buddy.

Alaric

Cheers.

Bonnie

Katherine.

Damon

Ding-dong. Does that mean the witch is dead?

Katherine

No. Uh-uh. It's too soon. I can't.

Jeremy

You're not gonna hurt me. Elena would--

Damon

Elena would what? Hurt me, dump me? Been there, done that, wrote the country song.

Bonnie

Kill you. She would kill you.

Damon

Cool. And then me and all her doppelgängers could start a baseball team on the Other Side.