Caroline Forbes quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Caroline

To New Orleans.... to visit Mommy's friend.

Caroline

[Exasperated] Damon.

Caroline

I’m not mad at you. [Glares at Damon before covering Stefan with blanket and speaking to him.] Thank you for my present, by the way.

Caroline

Pass.

Caroline

Stop the car. I said stop! [Caroline exits car and calls Stefan. It goes to his voicemail] Stefan, please call me. Please. I need you to know that I understand. I love you. I will love you...forever. I understand.

Caroline

His name is Stefan Salvatore. He lives with his uncle up at the old Salvatore boarding house. He hasn't lived here since he was a kid. Military family, so they moved around a lot. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.

Bonnie

You got all that in one day?

Caroline

Please. I got all that between third and fourth period. We're planning a June wedding.

Bonnie

I was talking to Grams, and she said that the comet is a sign of impending doom. The last time it passed over Mystic Falls there was lots of death, so much blood and carnage it created a bed of paranormal activity.

Caroline

Yeah, then you poured Grams another shot and she told you about the aliens.

Caroline

Yeah, Elena wasn't so lucky today. [to Elena] It's only because you missed summer camp. God, I don't know how you're ever gonna learn the routines...

Bonnie

I'll work with her. She'll get it.

Damon

You know, you don't-- you don't seem like the 'cheerleader type', Elena.

Caroline

Oh, it's just 'cause her parents died. Yeah, I mean, she's just totally going through a 'blah' phase. [chuckling to herself] She used to be way more fun... And...I say that with complete sensitivity.

Damon

I'm sorry, Elena. I know what it's like to lose both your parents. In fact, Stefan and I have watched almost every single person we've ever cared about die.

Stefan

We don't need to get into that right now, Damon.

Damon

Ah, you know what? You're right, Stef. I'm sorry, I-- the last thing I wanted to do was bring her up...

Damon

What's so special about this Bella girl, anyway? Edward's so whipped.

Caroline

You have to read the first book first, otherwise it won't make sense.

Damon

Ugh, I miss Ann Rice - she was so on it.

Caroline

Hey, how come you don't sparkle?

Damon

Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.

Caroline

Yeah, but you go in the sun.

Damon

I have a ring. It protects me. Long story.

Caroline

[Looks at bite marks in mirror] Are these bites going to turn me into a vampire?

Damon

It’s more complicated than that. You have to feed on my blood, then die, then feed on a human - it’s a whole ordeal. This book, by the way, has it all wrong.

Caroline

[Looks at Stefan and Elena] They look so cute together.

Damon

Don’t talk, please.

Honey, are you okay? Anything you wanna talk about? Is it a boy thing?

Caroline

Mom, if I wanna talk boys, I’ll call dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.

Matt

Hey.

Caroline

Hey. What is that?

Matt

What is what?

Caroline

The "hey." That is twice. That is two heys. That's...do you have any other words in your vocabulary?

Matt

What's wrong with hey?

Caroline

It reeks of awkward subtext. You just spent the night in my bed. There was cuddling. Then you snuck out before dawn so you wouldn't have to face me. Which, I must say, is a total lame guy move. Which I did not appreciate. Now, with the heys? Seriously? I mean, I may have been some pathetic, insecure mess after the party, but do not mistake that for me being a pushover. Because I do not let guys mess with my head anymore.

Matt

I heard your mom in the morning. I didn't want to get you in trouble, so I went out the window.

Caroline

You went out the window? Well, another lame guy move.

Matt

Your mom's a sheriff. And as for the heys, I'm pretty sure it's what I've said to you every day since the first grade.

Caroline

Oh.

Matt

Trying to read something into it - lame girl move.

Bonnie

Don't rain on my hot guy parade.

Caroline

It's just a drizzle.

Matt

We can watch a movie at my place.

Caroline

With your mom and a six pack?

Matt

You know... You don't really help the situation. You could always try to be nice.

Caroline

Oh, I'm sorry. It's hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. I'm not that evolved.

Matt

I yelled at my mom last night. You know, I feel like the parent with the screwed up kid.

Caroline

Well, maybe she needed to hear it.

Matt

Yeah, but I worry that if I push too hard then she'll take off again, 'cause that's her M.O. Just like Vicki, who I haven't heard from since she left.

Caroline

Well, you can't control your mom, Matt, any more than you can control your sister.

Matt

I wish that she would just try, a little, you know. If she would just try to try, that would be okay.

Caroline

Maybe she'll surprise you. People have a tendency to do that. I should go before the roads get even worse from the storm.

Matt

Are you sure that you should be driving right now?

Caroline

I have to - it's my dad's boyfriend's daughter's birthday. We have a nontraditional traditional ritual.

Matt

Well, buckle up.