Caroline Forbes quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Caroline

(about Conner) Also, if he shows his face, I'm gonna kick his ass.

Caroline

You're good at this, you know that. You saved my vampire life, now you're saving hers. You should write a book. Go on The View.

Caroline

Okay, this is it. We've translated all the symbols on the tattoo. [Picks up an index card and reads the translation on it] "Passage inside requires a young senator, and a pretty flower." Okay, none of this makes sense.

Caroline

[To Klaus] What does it mean? Klaus, what does it mean?

Caroline

Remember how Damon sired her to behave? Didn't really work.

Caroline

Klaus, now is not the time to decide that you are over me – I'm gonna call you every ten minutes until you get your ass here to save Damon's life.

Caroline

What if I get a sudden craving and want to eat her?

Caroline

He's deferring from enrolling and deferring from returning my calls, so I'm deferring from having sex with him ever again.

Caroline

Seriously? That's Jesse! I kind of liked him...

Caroline

I think we need to set some ground rules for when boyfriends come to visit.

Caroline

Good news, bad news. Bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, but the good news is... I'm sorry. Usually there is some good news.

Caroline

Good news! So we don't have to be invite in, which is actually super sad if you think about it.

Caroline

So am I your last stop on the Stefan Salvatore apology tour?

Caroline

I didn't believe it either, but then I ate 9 ice cream sundaes from noon to 3:00, and none of my clothes fit, and then there was that whole part with the doctor and the ultrasound so...yeah.

Caroline

Hi, mom. I just realized that this is going to be my first Christmas without you. That sucks. I still got you something, two somethings, actually. I will spare you the details of how because honestly I’m sick of talking about it. But it’s happening. I’m pregnant. I used to picture us having this conversation. It looked different. Obviously. I was a human carrying my own children and you…were alive. I know they’re not mine, but they’re still my responsibility, you know, and I want to…I have to do this right. And I have no idea what I’m doing and all I want to do is just sit on our kitchen counter while you burn our dinner and ask you a million questions. God, I miss you.