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The Vampire Diaries · Season 1, Episode 15

Matt and Caroline in “Unfinished Business”

Hey.

Hey. What is that?

What is what?

The "hey." That is twice. That is two heys. That's...do you have any other words in your vocabulary?

What's wrong with hey?

It reeks of awkward subtext. You just spent the night in my bed. There was cuddling. Then you snuck out before dawn so you wouldn't have to face me. Which, I must say, is a total lame guy move. Which I did not appreciate. Now, with the heys? Seriously? I mean, I may have been some pathetic, insecure mess after the party, but do not mistake that for me being a pushover. Because I do not let guys mess with my head anymore.

I heard your mom in the morning. I didn't want to get you in trouble, so I went out the window.

You went out the window? Well, another lame guy move.

Your mom's a sheriff. And as for the heys, I'm pretty sure it's what I've said to you every day since the first grade.

Oh.

Trying to read something into it - lame girl move.

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