What's so special about this Bella girl, anyway? Edward's so whipped.
You have to read the first book first, otherwise it won't make sense.
Ugh, I miss Ann Rice - she was so on it.
Hey, how come you don't sparkle?
Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.
Yeah, but you go in the sun.
I have a ring. It protects me. Long story.
[Looks at bite marks in mirror] Are these bites going to turn me into a vampire?
It’s more complicated than that. You have to feed on my blood, then die, then feed on a human - it’s a whole ordeal. This book, by the way, has it all wrong.
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