Tick quotes from The Tick (live-action)

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[holding up crossed fingers] We've been like this ever since — thick as thieves! Well... without all the stealin' and maraudin' and so forth.

Tick

When you get in bed with evil incarnate, it always steals the covers.

Tick

Well, that poor fella's got bosoms!

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Yes, it's too late, we've learned that Communism does not pay. So, don't have a snappy Soviet comeback for that one, do we? (to the Red Scare)

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Gravity... is a harsh mistress.

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Fight fire with Arthur!

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We mustn't let our guard down chum, we've got a devilishly clever commode here, he's already taken the bathtub as an ally in his porcelain war against us.

Tick

So you're the mother. What a pleasure it is to shake hands with the womb that spilled Arthur into the world. And let's not forget the womb-mate, Dot! Arthur's words do no justice to your nervous, white-knuckled beauty.

Tick

Not so talky with a belly full of HELL are we?

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Wow. That is icky to infinity.

Tick

Well, not so runny anymore, are we, Mister Takin'-Stuff? (after fleeing burglar bounces off him.)

Tick

I smell sweaty, drinky, uncle-person...

Tick

Death: the eternal blink. The capricious dance of now-you-stopped moving-forever. Well, contrary to popular belief, death is not just for dead people. It can happen to anybody. I know... it's news to me too.

The Tick

Life is your chance, Arthur! Grab it! Squeeze the milk of life into your dirty glass and drink it warm.

Tick

Well, just for kicks, let's look at the word "funeral". Starts with the word "fun", doesn't it? All I see out there are a bunch of sad faces. Now the Grim Reaper is an ugly customer, I'll grant you that — but you know who's worse? Mister Mope!

Tick

This is nothing more than a salty slab of justice jerky — cut and dried!