Directed by Dean Parsot. Written by Richard Lehmann-Smith.
“Arthur, Interrupted”
In this episode: Tick (6), Arthur (3), Batmanuel (1), Captain Liberty (1)
You haven't told your mother that you're... super?
We mustn't let our guard down chum, we've got a devilishly clever commode here, he's already taken the bathtub as an ally in his porcelain war against us.
[The Tick meets Arthur's mother and sister.]
So you're the mother. What a pleasure it is to shake hands with the womb that spilled Arthur into the world. And let's not forget the womb-mate, Dot! Arthur's words do no justice to your nervous, white-knuckled beauty.
BABea [Arthur's mom]
Play safe with your new friends, dear.
I must say, I find your sister strangely compelling. Do you think she'd care to go —
What? NO! She's married. She's got two kids.
Oh — yes, I thought I knew that scent! A soccer mommy! It's my only weakness.
Toilets... don't... talk. They DON'T!
Well, that's a "maybe" in my book.
[Tick pours some drain cleaner into the toilet]
Not so talky with a belly full of HELL are we?
How did you find me?
I just walked around and yelled a lot.
Wow. That is icky to infinity.
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