(explaining the Opposition Drill) When the Opposition are here, you tell them nothing except where the toilets are, but you lie about that. And Terri, keep your tits in.
(receiving an alert on her phone) That's Stewart. I'm just gonna have to show him up.
Great, Mr. Blue Sky; we're not gonna practise fist bumps again, are we?
Phil, if you mention anything out of turn while I'm gone, I will send your mum that picture of you dressed up as Cher, OK? (taps her phone) One button... (leaves)
Cher?
Celine Dion, karaoke night. It's totally harmless. (checks that Emma has gone) OK, Ollie told Emma that there's a shitstorm brewing about the minister's daughter.
She was only the minister's daughter, but she knew how to take the collection.
She's 12.
Oh, shit, strike that last remark, it's actually a little poem that... gets much worse.
Ah Peter, glad we could hook up. Just wanted to take a couple of turns with you on the ideas carousel, yeah? Think of ways we could turn your team into a little cluster of excellence.
Oh, you mean you wanted to have a chat.Peter: I hate to be a spoilsport, but can we briefly refocus on our visit to DoSAC?
Yeah, who are you meeting?
Got a couple of meetings with two top people, you know, the big swinging dicks.
Yeah, OK, well don't forget the tiny static dicks.
Yeah, we're not allowed to talk to her boyfriend, though.
Very funny.
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