What's happened to Terri? She looks like a female impersonator!
Yeah I know, I thought you only got made over like that at a gay undertaker's.Ollie: (re: Nicola's daughter, Ella) She's kicking off at school. Basically, ever since Malcolm made Nicola put her in the fucking comp, she's headed for what Mr. Neil Diamond I believe would have called 'a Sweet Columbine incident'.
Hey, do you know what, I wonder if we'll get to sneak up on Ollie and catch him not working.
Better still, I'd like to see him getting bollocked by Malcolm. (impersonates Malcolm) 'I'm gonna rip out ya bladder and wear it as a bandana!'
OK, erm –
I need to know what Glenn Cullen looks like.
Oh, Glenn Cullen, er, fifties, kind of depressed looking; I always think of, like, a bloodhound.
OK, I'll get a picture of Mick Hucknall.
Peter (arriving): Morning, comrades! How goes the revolution?
Morning.
Our tanks on their lawn at last, fuck-a-doodle-doo!
Talking of which, may I present the DoSAC Implementation Matrix!
Don't ask.
Look, this is a very straightforward set of meetings with the senior civil servants. You know, 'Where's the stop-cock? Where can I get a decent cup of coffee? Here's our legislative agenda for the next three years'.
Yeah I know, but Stewart's very keen for us to use a visit to DoSAC as a scouting exercise?
Well I'm very keen to use Stewart's mouth as an ashtray, but it doesn't mean I'd do it.
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