Okay dazzle me boy who looks like Cody but isn't smart.
Hey! that's what mom calls me too.
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Oooops
Oh ya, the oooops always makes it better. Perhaps you'd like to stick some bacon in my ears
[In a spin on Snow White, London is the Evil Queen who hires the huntsman (Mr. Moseby) to kill and bring the head of Snow White (Bailey)]
[Holding up a carved pumpkin] I brought you her head.
[Stares at the pumpkin for a while] Yep! That's her!
You can be a housewife.
Can I be a mansion wife?
[Gestures to Woody and Addison] Marcus, meet your new parents!
[Woody just lost an arm-wrestling match to Allison]
Dude, you got beat by a girl who can fit in a keyhole
Cody, I've never seen anything so beautiful.
Clearly there's not a mirror in that box. [Bailey stomps her foot]
Thank you. I love them. [hugs Cody]
[pulls Zack aside] Zack, I can't believe you got those. Thank you.
Well, you're my brother and I don't want us to wind up throwing knives at each other.
[smiles] That might just be one of the nicest things you've ever said to me.
OUR BABIES!
I'm pretty sure we lost some viewers when you and your mascara started running.
Well, unless there cute bacteria in bikinis, we're not interested.
Welcome to Seven Seas News! Do-do-da-do-do-da-do-do-da-do! Pan, pan, pan!
I'm so scared.
Keep the camera on me.
Cody, are you okay?
What's happening?
Severed arm!
LKLittle Kirby
Requesting {cough} backup.
KKirby
No!!!!
KKirby
Little Kirby. Stay with me. Tiny officer down! Tiny officer down!
Holy hobgoblins! What is going on?
[rips a mask from his imposter, sees he's a robot, and screams]
[gasps] Mr. Moseby is a robot!
That would explain why he never wanted the company of a woman.
[on top of the Eiffel Tower] BAILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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