Wow, slow night. Are you as bored as I am?
I was as bored as you, then you showed up, now I'm even more bored.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Yes you did. {Pretending to be a Jedi}
No I didn't. {Pretending to be a Jedi}
We're spies, not Jedi.
London, we need your help?
I don't help people.
London, you will help us? {Pretending to be a Jedi}
I will help you. {hypnotized}
Don't talk, listen. Now, I am not going to fire Armando. I mean, you're the one who ruined the show. By the way, what happened to his real assistant?
Aw, don't worry about her. She's in a better place.
[gasps] London, you didn't!
Oh, don't get your hankie in a twist. Well, I just wanted daddy to get rid of her, but I forgot he was between wifes. So, now she's mommy number... [counts fingers] ...fourteen!
How much preparation do we need? We play invisible instruments. We're basically mimes without make-up!
How's my beautiful Bailey's comet?
Just get out of astronomy?
Yep. And between classes I have a few heavenly minutes to spend with you.
Oh Cody, I feel your gravitational pull.
I think I have a crush on the teacher.
AAddison
Oh, and I may have mixed in my retainer.
[Takes bite of sauce and chokes] More cilantro, less metal.
GIGirl in cooking class
She's interested in Woody now!
Woody! I wouldn't go out with Woody if he was the last guy on earth!
Hey!
Woody, I'm sorry. I didn't mean... [girl smacks her with spatula]
Oh, London, I see you have your backpack. You're ready for today's quiz?
Yep. [Opens backpack and pulls out a pillow] Pillow, to rest my wittle head on while everyone else takes the quiz, [Pulls out a nightmask] nightmask, to cover my wittle eyes so I can nap while everyone else takes the quiz, and for later, [Pulls out a fashion magazine] a wittle fashion magazine to read since I'll have detention for sleeping while everyone else took the quiz.
London, you have to try a wittle harder.
LSLondon's Grandma
I caught them this morning.
[London and Bailey stop eating]
Caught? What am I eating?
LSLondon's Grandma
Crickets.
May I ask where your degree is from?
Shut it monkey bait. It's your fault we're in this mess.
How is it my fault you're unable to write a term paper?!
It's not that I'm unable. It's just it would have never been as good one of yours.
BMr. Blanket
HIT HIM AGAIN!!!!
Nothing I ever do seems good enough. It's not always easy being compared to you.
How do think I feel you always been better at sports and girls and had more friends then me? Academics is the only place I could excel and be my own person, not just Zack's nerdy brother.
I didn't know you felt that way.
I didn't know you felt that way either.
I'm sorry man.
Me too. [hugs Zack]
London!
... Starts with a B.
Bailey?
Nah, that couldn't be it. [A pause] Bailey!
You remembered! So what did you do on your vacation?
Three words: went shop-ping! What did you do?
Two words: plow-ing!
Selfish? Fish swim in schools. Now they'll have textbooks!
You know, that girl is a lot smarter than we give her credit for.
She still ate a bug.
[Hands bug to Bailey] By the way, here's your bug back.
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