You're using my son as a spy?
Oh, like you're using him for anything better.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I actually cooked...for three hours!
Not for me. I'm stuffed.
Mom, do you ever find yourself feeling discouraged, unfulfilled, unappreciated?
Not if you eat my casserole!
Not gonna happen...
(to Cody) You may be the first motivational speaker ever to have his allowance taken away.
Daddy always says, competition's a good thing. It's a chance to crush people.
(about Troy Robbins) This guy just talks and talks and...
It's a lecture.
[to Maddie] Well, that was your mistake!
Well, your mistake was taking on Madeline Margaret Genevieve Miranda Catherine Fitzpatrick!
Fine! Stay in! I'll...beat all of you!
Well, you were wrong, with a capital R.
[to Zack] Okay, what are you gonna do for your school community service?
I thought I'd see a movie, then go tell poor people about it.
Zack, this is a chance for us to really help people. I'm thinking about working with kids.
I hate kids.
You better take this seriously or you're gonna fail while I get an A.
You're one of the kids I hate.
Mom, please tell me everything went okay with your demo CD.
Oh, yeah. The guy at the record company said I'd have a future as a cabaret singer. He suggested I check out The Tipton. Apparently, I just spent $500 to find out I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be!
At least I know I'll get a better community service grade than Zack.
I wouldn't be so sure about that. Mr. Moseby let me take all the buffet leftovers to the Mission. The mayor was there and he's giving me an award for helping out the homeless.
You?! An award? You can't even spell award.
Don't have to. It'll be on the plaque. Who's getting an A in community service now, huh?
I hate that kid.
[to the twins] Hey, guys. What'cha been doing?
Inspiring people to reach their full potential and achieve their dreams.
It's never just "playing ball" with you.
You're going down!
You're going downer!
You're my Little Rebel. Agnes Likes!
But... [Agnes puts finger on Zack's lips and sticks it in.]
Shh. Don't speak. Your eyes speak for you.
I wished they'd shut up and get lost!
Agnes, what Zack is trying to say is, you came on a little strong.
No, what Zack is trying to say is [opens door] "Leave."
London, our dogs are missing. I've handed out 300 fliers and you're on the phone watching how to cook videos.
I don't need fliers. I just rented a blimp. In 30 minutes, Ivana's picture will be hovering over all of Boston.
What about Scamp?
Get your own blimp.
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