Gordon, Lilian and others in “Feeding Time”

I think, with it being a rainy lunch hour, there might be one or two non-smokers stopping by here. Hey! I wonder who'll end up outnumbering who? [Miming flamboyantly] Smokers… or non-smokers? Cause there's me and Janet from the healthy brigade now, and you… you five puffers from the home side. But! Who'll be next, through the door!

Hope it's a fella.

A smoker, or a non-smoker?

[Awkward pause when he realises Gordon is looking at him] Smoker.

Ding!

Same, here.

Ding! Bernie, who'll be next in?

Barry.

Does Barry smoke?

Yes.

Ding! Three votes for a smoker. Len?

I couldn't give a monkey's.

Should I make it a non-smoker, just to spice things up?

You could make it a fucking crack addict for all I care!