Perhaps Noel isn't the most dynamic man in the world. And perhaps he is quite inhibited sexually. And perhaps our married life won't be a thrilling, torrid sequence of "I love you", "I hate you", "I need you", "I can't bear you". And perhaps while I wanted a Heathcliff to my Cathy I've found a Ken Barlow to my Deirdre.
S2 E8Significant Others
Do They Know It's Christmas?
We'll just bring up Ranjit and his balloon animals.
That won't buy you much time. He's had to cut his act down to a snake, a worm and an electric eel. He can't the fuckers to twist without bursting 'em.
Well, you'd better fetch him onto the stage, anyway.
After me fag.
No. Now.
Ooh, fuckin' hell! Who gave him a clipboard?!
Just as well he's got no hope of promotion; he'd be a nightmare.
Main characters
Debbie Chazen - Annie
Jeremy Swift - Barry
Fraser Ayres - Clint
Mike Walling - Gordon
Emma Kennedy - Heidi
Selina Griffiths - Janet
Leslie Schofield - Len
Paula Wilcox - Lilian
Sunetra Sarker - Monique Coyne
Robert Webb - Robin
Nadine Marshall - Sally
Siobhan Redmond - Sharon
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