What's that comin' out of the safe?
I don't know--Maybe the Krusty doll accidentally turned on the car's headlights, which focused on the cologne bottle, causing it to boil and soon explode.
Dad, that's ridiculous!
[The safe blows apart from the explosion.]
What's the deal with this California pizza? If I wanted cheese and fruit--[As it burns from the flames and begins melting]--I'd...have...to...[Melts into a plastic puddle]
[Devastated when the family album falls apart into ashes] Nooooooo! It's gone! That family album was a record of my accomplishments! It's like what a resume is for a man.
I agree, Mom. It's very sad. But we'll have to move on. It's not like we can restage all our family photos.
[Becoming delighted upon the idea] Restage the photos!
Lisa you fool, you've doomed us all!
[Marge quickly puts a baby bonnet on him and snaps a shot with her camera as he cries out before she takes a second shot, which is among the first ones seen in the new family album.]
Nooooooo!
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