Marge, Firefighter and others in “Homerazzi”

Marge

[after fire caused by birthday candle] This disasterette was a real wake up call, we need to find a way to protect our irreplaceables.

You could buy a fire-proof safe.

Homer

Or we could just resolve to be more careful with our open flames.

Sir we've been here six times this month.

Homer

Yeah but, uhm, one of those I dialed 911 by mistake but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire. Feels good to tell the truth... no I'm lying again it feels bad.