Well, Homer, looks like I can't go to discipline camp. Which is too bad, 'cause I think this was the thing that would finally straighten me out.
[angrily grabs Bart by his shirt] Oh, yeah? You're going to that camp 'cause I'm going to drive you there.
Yeah, that will be way more fun than Vegas.
D'OHHHHHHHHH!
[zooms out of the Springfield International Airport and zooms in to Moe's Tavern]
Oh, dang, Homer ain't coming.
[offscreen] Haw, haw!
And Nelson saw something funny!
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