Stupid Bart, makes me drive to Oregon, home of unspoiled forests, birthplace of Matt Groening.
Dad, neither of us wanna go, why are you doing this? Where's the old carefree Homer who likes to cut loose?
You mean Fun Homer? I'm afraid Serious Homer has him locked up till you're at your snooty torture camp.
Fight back, Fun Homer! Together we can win!
It's no use!
[Zooms to inside Homer's head]
[locked in two energy cage rings like in Superman II] Aw come on, Serious Homer, let me out! We'll get a monkey drunk and push him down the stairs!
[whacks Fun Homer with his rifle] I'll kill you, the way I killed Intellectual Homer!
[Zooms to dead Intellectual Homer, with "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" written in his blood]
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