This camp's got it all. Climbing some kind of rope thing. Wearing a backpack. High-fiving the black kid. [angrily to Bart] It's the perfect thing to straighten you out.
[Bart groans]
Got it. [Bart groans 3 times] Now I have a ring tone for my brand-new cell phone. No wires at all. Except this one.
[the scene switches to Lenny, Carl and Moe outside of Moe's Tavern]
Hey, check it out. I made it partially risqué. [he and Carl hi five]
[approaching with his car, where Bart is sitting on a back seat] Hey, guys, I have to put the boy on a plane to soul-crushing camp. Then I'll be back to go to Vegas.
Dad, if you take me to Vegas, I'll teach you how to cheat at blackjack.
Boy, you don't need to cheat when you got a system.
What's your system?
[whispers to Bart] I don't tell your mother how much I've lost.
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