[in high child's voice] Snorky speak man... [coughs, deep voice] I'm sorry, Let me start over. Eons ago, dolphins lived on the land.
What did he say!
He said years ago dolphins used to lived on the land.
[surprised] What?
Then your ancestors drove us into the sea, where we suffered for millions of years.
But you seemed so happy in the ocean. All that playful leaping...
We were trying to get out! It's cold, it's wet, every morning I wake up phlegmy.
Plus all that sewage we keep dumping.
[gasps] That was you?
It was her alright. [holds up Lisa] Take the one who wronged you!
I, King Snorky, hereby banish all humans to the sea!
Pushy Dolphins. I don't like that. [etc.]
I... I tuned out. Where are we going?
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