Lisa, Homer and others in “The Mansion Family”

Lisa

Ah, it's good to be home.

Homer

I don't know. After living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.

Bart

It's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. [spits it out]

Marge

Bart, stop that. Now, we may not have antique furniture, or priceless artwork, but we have everything we need, right here.

Homer

That's right. Just because we're not rich doesn't mean that we don't have... [crying] Oh, I can't even finish! I wanna be rich! [drops to the floor, as the scene fades to black. The names of the executive producers appear] Like these guys! [The credits for the actors start to roll] And look at all these rich people here! Not as rich they should be, of course, but still rich! [sobbing] Big money! Look at all the names, that all have money, and have lots of money! [Richard K. Chung's name is on screen] Oh, he's poor. [sobbing again] But look at all the other people who aren't...! Oh, look at all the people who could buy and sell me! I should send a list of these names to the IRS! I'm taking 'em all down! [Continues crying as the credits keep rolling] Oh, look at all the rich people! Oh! Oh, look at that rich...! [The Gracie Films logo goes "Shh!"] Don't shush me, you rich bastard!