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The Simpsons · Season 11

Bart, Lisa and others in “The Mansion Family”

[Bart is riding his bike through the hallways of Mr. Burns' mansion; he hits and upturns a table before cycling off.]

Bart

I'm Al Unser Jr.!

[Lisa rides through the hallway on a horse.]

Lisa

[British accent] I'm Princess Margaret!

[A heavily drunken Homer rides through the hallway and crashes through the upturned table on a rideable lawnmower.]

Homer

[slurred] I'm DRUNK!

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