[The family is sitting at the gigantic dining room table]
Mom! Bart's making faces at me! [looks through opera glasses] ...I think.
LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!
This all seems a little elaborate for sloppy joes. [picks up an extra long fork] Hmm I know what the other 11 forks are for, but what do you do with with this one?
[in a posh accent] Why Marge, I believe you're supposed to scratch your ass with it.
Homer watch your lang- [scratches herself] Ooh! That's a life saver!
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