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The Simpsons · Season 11

Carl, Moe and others in “The Mansion Family”

Carl

Homer, have we hit international waters yet? Because, uh, things are getting real ugly...

[We see Moe using a bullwhip to keep the others away from kegs of beer]

MMoe

I can't sell you beer till we cross the line!!!

Barney

Legally, you could give us free beer! [Moe thinks for a moment, then whips him] Ow!

LLenny

Well, could you at least give us rubbing alcohol for our wounds? [Moe tosses him a bottle; Lenny snickers] Sucker! [starts to drink from it, only to have Moe whip it out of his hands] Ow!

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