I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me: If I withhold the truth may I go straight to hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola...
[scared] Where fiery demons will punch me in the back...
[nonchalant] Where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...
[clearly nervous] Where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds...
[A raven outside crows menacingly.]
Bart did it! That Bart, right there!
[angry] Milhouse!
Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for punishment. [grabs Bart, then reaches back for Milhouse] You too, snitchy.
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