[Bart's class is having Show and Tell]
Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero, Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neural disrupter.
[Bart demonstrates the sheer power of the neural disrupter by shooting it at Martin's forehead]
Hey...
[falls down on the ground, twitching]
He's not dead, is he Bart?
Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for awhile.
Very good, Bart. Thank you.
Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.
Mmm. Milhouse, you're next.
Uh, I have a horsey.
[mimics his toy horse neighing weakly which then trails off]
Wuss!
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